Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said βDonβt worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Homeβ’οΈβ knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with βLetβs explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your homeβ so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said βignore thatβ. woke up laughing















