unbowed, unbent, unbroken

oberyn martell may be a prince of dorne but he’s the king of throwing shade

@dornishgamehen

i went out for an evening stroll and there was a rattlesnake hmmm is this a dornish assassination attempt??? @dornishgamehen i need answers

Tell me, do I have a reason to want to assassinate you? 

@kinginthenxrth and @dornishgamehen You wanted to talk?

O̴̵̴̭͙̝̩̬̦̳͙͎̳̲͓̫̮̱͖̹̣̽̇ͦͭ͌ͨ̾̌ͭ̚Ḣ̷̨̪̙̰̬̠͍̤̌̾͑͊͋͛͗̏̑͂͆̈́ͯ̓ͮ̚͞ ̢̹̪͔̱̅̌̏ͥ̂̾̋͒ͥ͗ͫ̀͢Y̷̴̱̘̭̝̌̔̃̅͂ͦ̈́̒̐́͟ͅE̦̦͉̞̬̮͕͇̠̦͔͔̍ͧ̎́́̐̿͌̀ͪ̅̈̀͞͝ͅͅS̷̸̛̫̼̠̤̥̻̯̺͊͒͛̾ͫͩͨ̎̍̈ͣ́͠.̡̮͓̟̭͓̳̝̲̮̯̳͛ͤ͌̅ͣ͊̕͝ ̵̴̓ͥ̀ͮ̍̿̍ͤ̏͒ͤͫ͘͡͏͉̖̺̫̪̙̠̦̻̭̬̤̻̰T̸̸̹̼̖͍̪̺͙͚̞̲̻̺̲̻̪̣̞̻̰̉̄̏ͨ͛̌̾̈̊̾̓͗̈ͤ͛̂ͦ̀Aͤ́͗ͨ͒͐̄͗ͭ̊̑̿͌͂҉̧̟̘̗͚͍̠̹̙̣͉̰͈͙̬͇̳̩̰Ļ̸̓̌͋ͤ̑̅̾͒ͭ̾ͩͪ̚҉̛͕̬̺̺͈̥͡K͑̂̅ͬ̏̾͐ͫ͏͟҉̺̹̠͕̫͙̝I̴͚͚̤̲̰͔̝̲̭̼̰͇̬̞ͯ͒͋ͩ̔̀̾ͫ̑̽̀̔ͫ̐͌̅̔̽̀͡͝N̸̛̦͖̮̳̬͕͈̗̹̺̭͍͙̬͔̥̽͋̌̓ͧ̒ͪ͋̉͐͆́͡͞ͅG̸̡͇̳̭̤͔̺͓ͩ̀͒͛̆ͪ̑ͥ̍̀̉ͩͅ ̫͕̖̻̙̩̃͐͂͒ͬͧ̃ͭ̔ͦͩ̒̑ͮͬ̿̆̃̚͡I̗͔̤͕̟̮̊ͪ͑̅̊̊͂ͮ͐ͭ̋̋͑̿͘͞S̵̡̺̦̬̻̭̥ͨ̇̇ͯ̊̿͆̎͂͗ͨ̍ͣ̇͘͟͢ ̴͕͚̬̹̟̟̭̥̺̖̞̺̳̜͒ͧ̆̓̔͑̾̀̈́͗ͦ͗̀̐̌̔̈̃̆͟͠͡͞V̷̶͉͚̤̖̤̪͔̣͖̪̯̣͕ͨ͒̏ͣ͗̔̆͐̓͆͆ͬ̚̚̕͝͝Ȇ̷̢̡̪͕̫̫ͯͬ͐̉̂̉͐ͤ̋ͦ̌͑̔̉ͨ̿͋͊͢R̴̨͎̻̟̹̪͓̩̼̾̄ͤ̍ͬ̄͂͂̄ͩͧͩ͌͐ͬ̍̾̌ͯ̀͢͡Y̶̡̹͍͓̣̭͔̖̼̦̣͍̤͖̬̜͆͊̒̅ͮ̏̒̿́̚͠ͅ ̝̹͇̰̇ͩ̏̃̉̄̍̎̔͌ͤ͊́͞G̞͎͙͈̯̠͔̳͉͔͓͉̼̰͐̉̒̆͛͛̊̀̐̋̍̉̒ͮ̓͒͢͞͡͡͞ͅȮ̈͆̀ͦͩ͛̂̑҉̗̤̭̺͇̯͖̭͇̥̣̝͈͔͚͖͞Ő̷͓̗̪̟̮̲͔̜̟ͤ̏̌͂̃͌͗̑̌̋ͧ̓͐͒͜Ḓ̴̡̠̯̻̝͚̻͚̟ͪ̈́̊ͫ̉ͬ̑,̷̸̡̜͔̹͉̻͙͙̰͓͊̈̉́ͯ̎̎ͧͩͫ̌̋,̧̢͍̜͓͇͖͐ͬ̅̾̈͛̈̓ͯ̈́ͤ́͑̓͂̈́ͦ̏̚

Robb, you seem…unwell. It could be the wine though. How are you? Have you heard from Jon?

j̒̏̔ͪͯ͏̫͍ő̴͙͚̓͋̐ͭ́̋̄̚n͙͍̣̫͕̩͓ͤ́̄̕͞ ̴̞͈̦̖͙͍̻̬̇ͤͯ̆̽͆ͤ̚͟j̼̱̇̓̇̉̋̎͐̃o͓̯̗̖̍ͪ̍ͯ̿̓̚͡n̺̭̖͍ͤ̍̾ͧͭ̈́͗ͧ͘͝ ̭͉̭̫̩͐ͫ̾̍̅͒͋ͮ́ͅt̸̢̫̝̬̬̲̦̜̑̉ͣ͡ȟ͋ͩ͂̎̎̃ͪ̚҉͇͇̲̺̙̝̼̺ë͗͑̈́͏̣͕͓̞̭ ̻̗̞́͆̏̏̀͝K̴̢͎͖̻ͪ̈́͛̌̎̈̾͌i̷̛̬̬͛̍̔̒̃ͥn̷̻̩̠̲͌ͩ̑̓ͤ̚͝g͈͇̮̠͓̳͇ͦ̉͒̍͛̀ ̹͖̺̫̎̾̐̐̈́́͡i̥̩̜̖͒ͮ͗͂̕ͅͅņ̺͙͔̇́͞ ̴̝̙͖͎̱͕̓̈́ͅt̩͔̤̘̓̌͋h̢̳͍̮̬̥ͭ̒́ẻ̫̜̭̙̠͕̝ͩ̉ͨ͑̍́ ͖̖͎̲̳̖̍̀ͮͣ̅N̡̰͚̹͉ͮ̅͟o̸̘͈̥͚̽ͯͨ͌̅́ͩ͘r̡̡̰͆ͣͣͦ̓̌͢t̵̠͇̮̹͔̰̼̗ͥͥ̌̆h̫̮̘̲̰̥̅ͮͪ͗̽̇͐̐͌ͅ ̢̝̞ͩ͋̿ͫ̐ ̶̱̬ͪ͛͑͐̆ͤ̔̏́͡ş̞̠̣̥͔ͥ̍͌̔͛̈w̶͙̩̪̖͊̽͑̏̉͒ͨͭe̹̟̼̩̻̯ͫ̑̔͗ͅȩ̢̯̤̦͎̭͎͈̱̈́ͩ̍ͫ̄̋̊͗͆t̥̮͙̙͙ͬ͊̎ͫ͊̇ ̗̘̥̰̝ͤl̟ͣ̊̂̔̊̉̕ȋ͖̫̻ͮ̊͐͐ͪ̀͜tͩͤ͋͏̬͕͕̝̩ͅt̛͗͌ͭ̃͐̓ͬ͡҉͇͙̟̟ͅl̻͍̭͖̯̝̫̺̾ͅë̶̵̮̖̤̰͓̰̻̔ͅ ̩̭͕͔̠͙̤̺͊̂̀b̷͈̗̤̿ͨ̀́o̞̞̲̪̺̰̣̻̠̊̃̚y̢̞̬̱̍ͬ̉̓̕͜ ̢͇̺͓̬̲͔͙̰͐̽̉̉ͬͨͭ̐ŵ̷͍̻ͬ̑͒̿̂͑̒h̘̼̺̦ͦ̂͆͐ͬ̀̌̑͛ǫ̨̖̦͍̘̪͕̋̋͢'̷̺̹̣̻̣͈̽̔̿͟s͓͙͌́ͨͮ̉ͬ̂͢ ̓ͧ҉̴̹͓͈̼p̨͇̳̗̠̪ͦ̐̑̅͘r̋̃͏̭̻̻̬ò̫̻̮̉ͨ͊͊̂ͧv̥͈͊̔͐͋͑̃ͨͨ́ë̴̢̖̖͎̱̳̝́̓̃͗͊̚͝d̡̝̍ͣͮ̓͌ͣͅ his worth

Okay, you are starting to freak me out a little, Robb, and I don’t think it’s the wine. I’m waiting here, @dornishgamehen.

Well, I’m back… aside from the obvious, what did you want to talk about?

Oh, I don’t know. I guess I should apologize for what happened at King’s Landing first. For the record, I was rooting for you.

I’m not very fond of the Lannisters either, especially recently. It’s true though, had you been alive, much of this would have been prevented I believe. I’m glad you approve of my actions though, really.

Fuck our mistakes.  They’ve already been made, so why dwell on them now?

@kinginthenxrth and @dornishgamehen You wanted to talk?

O̴̵̴̭͙̝̩̬̦̳͙͎̳̲͓̫̮̱͖̹̣̽̇ͦͭ͌ͨ̾̌ͭ̚Ḣ̷̨̪̙̰̬̠͍̤̌̾͑͊͋͛͗̏̑͂͆̈́ͯ̓ͮ̚͞ ̢̹̪͔̱̅̌̏ͥ̂̾̋͒ͥ͗ͫ̀͢Y̷̴̱̘̭̝̌̔̃̅͂ͦ̈́̒̐́͟ͅE̦̦͉̞̬̮͕͇̠̦͔͔̍ͧ̎́́̐̿͌̀ͪ̅̈̀͞͝ͅͅS̷̸̛̫̼̠̤̥̻̯̺͊͒͛̾ͫͩͨ̎̍̈ͣ́͠.̡̮͓̟̭͓̳̝̲̮̯̳͛ͤ͌̅ͣ͊̕͝ ̵̴̓ͥ̀ͮ̍̿̍ͤ̏͒ͤͫ͘͡͏͉̖̺̫̪̙̠̦̻̭̬̤̻̰T̸̸̹̼̖͍̪̺͙͚̞̲̻̺̲̻̪̣̞̻̰̉̄̏ͨ͛̌̾̈̊̾̓͗̈ͤ͛̂ͦ̀Aͤ́͗ͨ͒͐̄͗ͭ̊̑̿͌͂҉̧̟̘̗͚͍̠̹̙̣͉̰͈͙̬͇̳̩̰Ļ̸̓̌͋ͤ̑̅̾͒ͭ̾ͩͪ̚҉̛͕̬̺̺͈̥͡K͑̂̅ͬ̏̾͐ͫ͏͟҉̺̹̠͕̫͙̝I̴͚͚̤̲̰͔̝̲̭̼̰͇̬̞ͯ͒͋ͩ̔̀̾ͫ̑̽̀̔ͫ̐͌̅̔̽̀͡͝N̸̛̦͖̮̳̬͕͈̗̹̺̭͍͙̬͔̥̽͋̌̓ͧ̒ͪ͋̉͐͆́͡͞ͅG̸̡͇̳̭̤͔̺͓ͩ̀͒͛̆ͪ̑ͥ̍̀̉ͩͅ ̫͕̖̻̙̩̃͐͂͒ͬͧ̃ͭ̔ͦͩ̒̑ͮͬ̿̆̃̚͡I̗͔̤͕̟̮̊ͪ͑̅̊̊͂ͮ͐ͭ̋̋͑̿͘͞S̵̡̺̦̬̻̭̥ͨ̇̇ͯ̊̿͆̎͂͗ͨ̍ͣ̇͘͟͢ ̴͕͚̬̹̟̟̭̥̺̖̞̺̳̜͒ͧ̆̓̔͑̾̀̈́͗ͦ͗̀̐̌̔̈̃̆͟͠͡͞V̷̶͉͚̤̖̤̪͔̣͖̪̯̣͕ͨ͒̏ͣ͗̔̆͐̓͆͆ͬ̚̚̕͝͝Ȇ̷̢̡̪͕̫̫ͯͬ͐̉̂̉͐ͤ̋ͦ̌͑̔̉ͨ̿͋͊͢R̴̨͎̻̟̹̪͓̩̼̾̄ͤ̍ͬ̄͂͂̄ͩͧͩ͌͐ͬ̍̾̌ͯ̀͢͡Y̶̡̹͍͓̣̭͔̖̼̦̣͍̤͖̬̜͆͊̒̅ͮ̏̒̿́̚͠ͅ ̝̹͇̰̇ͩ̏̃̉̄̍̎̔͌ͤ͊́͞G̞͎͙͈̯̠͔̳͉͔͓͉̼̰͐̉̒̆͛͛̊̀̐̋̍̉̒ͮ̓͒͢͞͡͡͞ͅȮ̈͆̀ͦͩ͛̂̑҉̗̤̭̺͇̯͖̭͇̥̣̝͈͔͚͖͞Ő̷͓̗̪̟̮̲͔̜̟ͤ̏̌͂̃͌͗̑̌̋ͧ̓͐͒͜Ḓ̴̡̠̯̻̝͚̻͚̟ͪ̈́̊ͫ̉ͬ̑,̷̸̡̜͔̹͉̻͙͙̰͓͊̈̉́ͯ̎̎ͧͩͫ̌̋,̧̢͍̜͓͇͖͐ͬ̅̾̈͛̈̓ͯ̈́ͤ́͑̓͂̈́ͦ̏̚

Robb, you seem…unwell. It could be the wine though. How are you? Have you heard from Jon?

j̒̏̔ͪͯ͏̫͍ő̴͙͚̓͋̐ͭ́̋̄̚n͙͍̣̫͕̩͓ͤ́̄̕͞ ̴̞͈̦̖͙͍̻̬̇ͤͯ̆̽͆ͤ̚͟j̼̱̇̓̇̉̋̎͐̃o͓̯̗̖̍ͪ̍ͯ̿̓̚͡n̺̭̖͍ͤ̍̾ͧͭ̈́͗ͧ͘͝ ̭͉̭̫̩͐ͫ̾̍̅͒͋ͮ́ͅt̸̢̫̝̬̬̲̦̜̑̉ͣ͡ȟ͋ͩ͂̎̎̃ͪ̚҉͇͇̲̺̙̝̼̺ë͗͑̈́͏̣͕͓̞̭ ̻̗̞́͆̏̏̀͝K̴̢͎͖̻ͪ̈́͛̌̎̈̾͌i̷̛̬̬͛̍̔̒̃ͥn̷̻̩̠̲͌ͩ̑̓ͤ̚͝g͈͇̮̠͓̳͇ͦ̉͒̍͛̀ ̹͖̺̫̎̾̐̐̈́́͡i̥̩̜̖͒ͮ͗͂̕ͅͅņ̺͙͔̇́͞ ̴̝̙͖͎̱͕̓̈́ͅt̩͔̤̘̓̌͋h̢̳͍̮̬̥ͭ̒́ẻ̫̜̭̙̠͕̝ͩ̉ͨ͑̍́ ͖̖͎̲̳̖̍̀ͮͣ̅N̡̰͚̹͉ͮ̅͟o̸̘͈̥͚̽ͯͨ͌̅́ͩ͘r̡̡̰͆ͣͣͦ̓̌͢t̵̠͇̮̹͔̰̼̗ͥͥ̌̆h̫̮̘̲̰̥̅ͮͪ͗̽̇͐̐͌ͅ ̢̝̞ͩ͋̿ͫ̐ ̶̱̬ͪ͛͑͐̆ͤ̔̏́͡ş̞̠̣̥͔ͥ̍͌̔͛̈w̶͙̩̪̖͊̽͑̏̉͒ͨͭe̹̟̼̩̻̯ͫ̑̔͗ͅȩ̢̯̤̦͎̭͎͈̱̈́ͩ̍ͫ̄̋̊͗͆t̥̮͙̙͙ͬ͊̎ͫ͊̇ ̗̘̥̰̝ͤl̟ͣ̊̂̔̊̉̕ȋ͖̫̻ͮ̊͐͐ͪ̀͜tͩͤ͋͏̬͕͕̝̩ͅt̛͗͌ͭ̃͐̓ͬ͡҉͇͙̟̟ͅl̻͍̭͖̯̝̫̺̾ͅë̶̵̮̖̤̰͓̰̻̔ͅ ̩̭͕͔̠͙̤̺͊̂̀b̷͈̗̤̿ͨ̀́o̞̞̲̪̺̰̣̻̠̊̃̚y̢̞̬̱̍ͬ̉̓̕͜ ̢͇̺͓̬̲͔͙̰͐̽̉̉ͬͨͭ̐ŵ̷͍̻ͬ̑͒̿̂͑̒h̘̼̺̦ͦ̂͆͐ͬ̀̌̑͛ǫ̨̖̦͍̘̪͕̋̋͢'̷̺̹̣̻̣͈̽̔̿͟s͓͙͌́ͨͮ̉ͬ̂͢ ̓ͧ҉̴̹͓͈̼p̨͇̳̗̠̪ͦ̐̑̅͘r̋̃͏̭̻̻̬ò̫̻̮̉ͨ͊͊̂ͧv̥͈͊̔͐͋͑̃ͨͨ́ë̴̢̖̖͎̱̳̝́̓̃͗͊̚͝d̡̝̍ͣͮ̓͌ͣͅ his worth

Okay, you are starting to freak me out a little, Robb, and I don’t think it’s the wine. I’m waiting here, @dornishgamehen.

Well, I’m back… aside from the obvious, what did you want to talk about?

Oh, I don’t know. I guess I should apologize for what happened at King’s Landing first. For the record, I was rooting for you.

@kinginthenxrth and @dornishgamehen You wanted to talk?

O̴̵̴̭͙̝̩̬̦̳͙͎̳̲͓̫̮̱͖̹̣̽̇ͦͭ͌ͨ̾̌ͭ̚Ḣ̷̨̪̙̰̬̠͍̤̌̾͑͊͋͛͗̏̑͂͆̈́ͯ̓ͮ̚͞ ̢̹̪͔̱̅̌̏ͥ̂̾̋͒ͥ͗ͫ̀͢Y̷̴̱̘̭̝̌̔̃̅͂ͦ̈́̒̐́͟ͅE̦̦͉̞̬̮͕͇̠̦͔͔̍ͧ̎́́̐̿͌̀ͪ̅̈̀͞͝ͅͅS̷̸̛̫̼̠̤̥̻̯̺͊͒͛̾ͫͩͨ̎̍̈ͣ́͠.̡̮͓̟̭͓̳̝̲̮̯̳͛ͤ͌̅ͣ͊̕͝ ̵̴̓ͥ̀ͮ̍̿̍ͤ̏͒ͤͫ͘͡͏͉̖̺̫̪̙̠̦̻̭̬̤̻̰T̸̸̹̼̖͍̪̺͙͚̞̲̻̺̲̻̪̣̞̻̰̉̄̏ͨ͛̌̾̈̊̾̓͗̈ͤ͛̂ͦ̀Aͤ́͗ͨ͒͐̄͗ͭ̊̑̿͌͂҉̧̟̘̗͚͍̠̹̙̣͉̰͈͙̬͇̳̩̰Ļ̸̓̌͋ͤ̑̅̾͒ͭ̾ͩͪ̚҉̛͕̬̺̺͈̥͡K͑̂̅ͬ̏̾͐ͫ͏͟҉̺̹̠͕̫͙̝I̴͚͚̤̲̰͔̝̲̭̼̰͇̬̞ͯ͒͋ͩ̔̀̾ͫ̑̽̀̔ͫ̐͌̅̔̽̀͡͝N̸̛̦͖̮̳̬͕͈̗̹̺̭͍͙̬͔̥̽͋̌̓ͧ̒ͪ͋̉͐͆́͡͞ͅG̸̡͇̳̭̤͔̺͓ͩ̀͒͛̆ͪ̑ͥ̍̀̉ͩͅ ̫͕̖̻̙̩̃͐͂͒ͬͧ̃ͭ̔ͦͩ̒̑ͮͬ̿̆̃̚͡I̗͔̤͕̟̮̊ͪ͑̅̊̊͂ͮ͐ͭ̋̋͑̿͘͞S̵̡̺̦̬̻̭̥ͨ̇̇ͯ̊̿͆̎͂͗ͨ̍ͣ̇͘͟͢ ̴͕͚̬̹̟̟̭̥̺̖̞̺̳̜͒ͧ̆̓̔͑̾̀̈́͗ͦ͗̀̐̌̔̈̃̆͟͠͡͞V̷̶͉͚̤̖̤̪͔̣͖̪̯̣͕ͨ͒̏ͣ͗̔̆͐̓͆͆ͬ̚̚̕͝͝Ȇ̷̢̡̪͕̫̫ͯͬ͐̉̂̉͐ͤ̋ͦ̌͑̔̉ͨ̿͋͊͢R̴̨͎̻̟̹̪͓̩̼̾̄ͤ̍ͬ̄͂͂̄ͩͧͩ͌͐ͬ̍̾̌ͯ̀͢͡Y̶̡̹͍͓̣̭͔̖̼̦̣͍̤͖̬̜͆͊̒̅ͮ̏̒̿́̚͠ͅ ̝̹͇̰̇ͩ̏̃̉̄̍̎̔͌ͤ͊́͞G̞͎͙͈̯̠͔̳͉͔͓͉̼̰͐̉̒̆͛͛̊̀̐̋̍̉̒ͮ̓͒͢͞͡͡͞ͅȮ̈͆̀ͦͩ͛̂̑҉̗̤̭̺͇̯͖̭͇̥̣̝͈͔͚͖͞Ő̷͓̗̪̟̮̲͔̜̟ͤ̏̌͂̃͌͗̑̌̋ͧ̓͐͒͜Ḓ̴̡̠̯̻̝͚̻͚̟ͪ̈́̊ͫ̉ͬ̑,̷̸̡̜͔̹͉̻͙͙̰͓͊̈̉́ͯ̎̎ͧͩͫ̌̋,̧̢͍̜͓͇͖͐ͬ̅̾̈͛̈̓ͯ̈́ͤ́͑̓͂̈́ͦ̏̚

Robb, you seem…unwell. It could be the wine though. How are you? Have you heard from Jon?

j̒̏̔ͪͯ͏̫͍ő̴͙͚̓͋̐ͭ́̋̄̚n͙͍̣̫͕̩͓ͤ́̄̕͞ ̴̞͈̦̖͙͍̻̬̇ͤͯ̆̽͆ͤ̚͟j̼̱̇̓̇̉̋̎͐̃o͓̯̗̖̍ͪ̍ͯ̿̓̚͡n̺̭̖͍ͤ̍̾ͧͭ̈́͗ͧ͘͝ ̭͉̭̫̩͐ͫ̾̍̅͒͋ͮ́ͅt̸̢̫̝̬̬̲̦̜̑̉ͣ͡ȟ͋ͩ͂̎̎̃ͪ̚҉͇͇̲̺̙̝̼̺ë͗͑̈́͏̣͕͓̞̭ ̻̗̞́͆̏̏̀͝K̴̢͎͖̻ͪ̈́͛̌̎̈̾͌i̷̛̬̬͛̍̔̒̃ͥn̷̻̩̠̲͌ͩ̑̓ͤ̚͝g͈͇̮̠͓̳͇ͦ̉͒̍͛̀ ̹͖̺̫̎̾̐̐̈́́͡i̥̩̜̖͒ͮ͗͂̕ͅͅņ̺͙͔̇́͞ ̴̝̙͖͎̱͕̓̈́ͅt̩͔̤̘̓̌͋h̢̳͍̮̬̥ͭ̒́ẻ̫̜̭̙̠͕̝ͩ̉ͨ͑̍́ ͖̖͎̲̳̖̍̀ͮͣ̅N̡̰͚̹͉ͮ̅͟o̸̘͈̥͚̽ͯͨ͌̅́ͩ͘r̡̡̰͆ͣͣͦ̓̌͢t̵̠͇̮̹͔̰̼̗ͥͥ̌̆h̫̮̘̲̰̥̅ͮͪ͗̽̇͐̐͌ͅ ̢̝̞ͩ͋̿ͫ̐ ̶̱̬ͪ͛͑͐̆ͤ̔̏́͡ş̞̠̣̥͔ͥ̍͌̔͛̈w̶͙̩̪̖͊̽͑̏̉͒ͨͭe̹̟̼̩̻̯ͫ̑̔͗ͅȩ̢̯̤̦͎̭͎͈̱̈́ͩ̍ͫ̄̋̊͗͆t̥̮͙̙͙ͬ͊̎ͫ͊̇ ̗̘̥̰̝ͤl̟ͣ̊̂̔̊̉̕ȋ͖̫̻ͮ̊͐͐ͪ̀͜tͩͤ͋͏̬͕͕̝̩ͅt̛͗͌ͭ̃͐̓ͬ͡҉͇͙̟̟ͅl̻͍̭͖̯̝̫̺̾ͅë̶̵̮̖̤̰͓̰̻̔ͅ ̩̭͕͔̠͙̤̺͊̂̀b̷͈̗̤̿ͨ̀́o̞̞̲̪̺̰̣̻̠̊̃̚y̢̞̬̱̍ͬ̉̓̕͜ ̢͇̺͓̬̲͔͙̰͐̽̉̉ͬͨͭ̐ŵ̷͍̻ͬ̑͒̿̂͑̒h̘̼̺̦ͦ̂͆͐ͬ̀̌̑͛ǫ̨̖̦͍̘̪͕̋̋͢'̷̺̹̣̻̣͈̽̔̿͟s͓͙͌́ͨͮ̉ͬ̂͢ ̓ͧ҉̴̹͓͈̼p̨͇̳̗̠̪ͦ̐̑̅͘r̋̃͏̭̻̻̬ò̫̻̮̉ͨ͊͊̂ͧv̥͈͊̔͐͋͑̃ͨͨ́ë̴̢̖̖͎̱̳̝́̓̃͗͊̚͝d̡̝̍ͣͮ̓͌ͣͅ his worth

Okay, you are starting to freak me out a little, Robb, and I don’t think it’s the wine. I’m waiting here, @dornishgamehen.

Well, I’m back... aside from the obvious, what did you want to talk about?

@kinginthenxrth and @dornishgamehen You wanted to talk?

O̴̵̴̭͙̝̩̬̦̳͙͎̳̲͓̫̮̱͖̹̣̽̇ͦͭ͌ͨ̾̌ͭ̚Ḣ̷̨̪̙̰̬̠͍̤̌̾͑͊͋͛͗̏̑͂͆̈́ͯ̓ͮ̚͞ ̢̹̪͔̱̅̌̏ͥ̂̾̋͒ͥ͗ͫ̀͢Y̷̴̱̘̭̝̌̔̃̅͂ͦ̈́̒̐́͟ͅE̦̦͉̞̬̮͕͇̠̦͔͔̍ͧ̎́́̐̿͌̀ͪ̅̈̀͞͝ͅͅS̷̸̛̫̼̠̤̥̻̯̺͊͒͛̾ͫͩͨ̎̍̈ͣ́͠.̡̮͓̟̭͓̳̝̲̮̯̳͛ͤ͌̅ͣ͊̕͝ ̵̴̓ͥ̀ͮ̍̿̍ͤ̏͒ͤͫ͘͡͏͉̖̺̫̪̙̠̦̻̭̬̤̻̰T̸̸̹̼̖͍̪̺͙͚̞̲̻̺̲̻̪̣̞̻̰̉̄̏ͨ͛̌̾̈̊̾̓͗̈ͤ͛̂ͦ̀Aͤ́͗ͨ͒͐̄͗ͭ̊̑̿͌͂҉̧̟̘̗͚͍̠̹̙̣͉̰͈͙̬͇̳̩̰Ļ̸̓̌͋ͤ̑̅̾͒ͭ̾ͩͪ̚҉̛͕̬̺̺͈̥͡K͑̂̅ͬ̏̾͐ͫ͏͟҉̺̹̠͕̫͙̝I̴͚͚̤̲̰͔̝̲̭̼̰͇̬̞ͯ͒͋ͩ̔̀̾ͫ̑̽̀̔ͫ̐͌̅̔̽̀͡͝N̸̛̦͖̮̳̬͕͈̗̹̺̭͍͙̬͔̥̽͋̌̓ͧ̒ͪ͋̉͐͆́͡͞ͅG̸̡͇̳̭̤͔̺͓ͩ̀͒͛̆ͪ̑ͥ̍̀̉ͩͅ ̫͕̖̻̙̩̃͐͂͒ͬͧ̃ͭ̔ͦͩ̒̑ͮͬ̿̆̃̚͡I̗͔̤͕̟̮̊ͪ͑̅̊̊͂ͮ͐ͭ̋̋͑̿͘͞S̵̡̺̦̬̻̭̥ͨ̇̇ͯ̊̿͆̎͂͗ͨ̍ͣ̇͘͟͢ ̴͕͚̬̹̟̟̭̥̺̖̞̺̳̜͒ͧ̆̓̔͑̾̀̈́͗ͦ͗̀̐̌̔̈̃̆͟͠͡͞V̷̶͉͚̤̖̤̪͔̣͖̪̯̣͕ͨ͒̏ͣ͗̔̆͐̓͆͆ͬ̚̚̕͝͝Ȇ̷̢̡̪͕̫̫ͯͬ͐̉̂̉͐ͤ̋ͦ̌͑̔̉ͨ̿͋͊͢R̴̨͎̻̟̹̪͓̩̼̾̄ͤ̍ͬ̄͂͂̄ͩͧͩ͌͐ͬ̍̾̌ͯ̀͢͡Y̶̡̹͍͓̣̭͔̖̼̦̣͍̤͖̬̜͆͊̒̅ͮ̏̒̿́̚͠ͅ ̝̹͇̰̇ͩ̏̃̉̄̍̎̔͌ͤ͊́͞G̞͎͙͈̯̠͔̳͉͔͓͉̼̰͐̉̒̆͛͛̊̀̐̋̍̉̒ͮ̓͒͢͞͡͡͞ͅȮ̈͆̀ͦͩ͛̂̑҉̗̤̭̺͇̯͖̭͇̥̣̝͈͔͚͖͞Ő̷͓̗̪̟̮̲͔̜̟ͤ̏̌͂̃͌͗̑̌̋ͧ̓͐͒͜Ḓ̴̡̠̯̻̝͚̻͚̟ͪ̈́̊ͫ̉ͬ̑,̷̸̡̜͔̹͉̻͙͙̰͓͊̈̉́ͯ̎̎ͧͩͫ̌̋,̧̢͍̜͓͇͖͐ͬ̅̾̈͛̈̓ͯ̈́ͤ́͑̓͂̈́ͦ̏̚

Robb, you seem…unwell. It could be the wine though. How are you? Have you heard from Jon?

I’ve got my cat back but, you know, on second thought, I think I’m going to take her back to the boat...

thANKS but I’m not married yet roob do you want this cat????

WHAT ARE YOU DOInG WHY ARE HER EYES GLOWiNG rOBB STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!11!!!!!!!!

A̓̓ͭͨͮ̐̇̂̔ͭ̎ͥ̓̅̿ͤ̾͏̶̦̺̯̤̼̹̪̳́͢͢Ḧ̡́̓ͩ̇̈̿ͯ̑ͫ̇̿̐ͥ͌͜͏̡̧̝͈̘̜͕͓̲͚̮̹͇̜̹̤A̧͇̻̭̻͎̜͐́̍ͧ̌̿̌̃̒͑ͧ̉̋́͢͟H̸̠̮̥̤̯̘̼ͭ͌ͩ͐ͣ̎͡Ḩ̰͍͙͉̞̥͖̪̤͆̉́́̐ͣͧ͑͋̎͊ͪ͐ͩ̌͂͟͡Å̵̶͍͔̱̬̊̊ͨ̎́̉ͫ͊̆H̨̲̭͕̺ͪͬ̅͗̔͝H̑͐ͫ̀ͣ̎̾ͨ̾̒̾ͮ͏̨̞̲̰̜̳̹͔̼̯͉̟̠̟̱̤̦͘͞͞ͅA̷̩̦̱̮̖̖̻͖̼̼̱͛̒̑͂ͥ̓̓̓̒̋͌̿ͣ́͘̕Ȟ̵̸̻̦̣ͣ̏͊ͭ͆̅̄ͮ̈̊̽̿͘ͅÅͮͦ̔ͥ̌͒̏́͐͌ͣ̿̄̎̃̏҉͏̴̜̬̮͚͖̥͓͇̟̝̫̩̗̫̼͜ͅͅA̷ͭͩ̈́̉̾ͯ͏̴̠̗̘̣̬̱͚̲̼͟ͅͅĄ̶̬̥͎̮̠̙̻̩̭̲͖̱̼͔̬̙̜̪̽͗͆̎̂ͯ̈̌ͣͤ́͟͞H̶̹͎̥̜̼̱̞͔̹͚̲͆͑̓̊ͭͣ̐̀̕͝H̵̢̛̲̠̣̬͎̪̣̣̘̺̤̓̉̂ͧͤ̊͆̂͆ͯͫ̑̅̇̊͌͌̎́͡ͅͅH̴̡̡̨̛̗̠̝̟͖̗̞͖̣͕͚̞͖͒̉ͭͧ̊ͨ̉̌̓̋̎ͪͥͬͤ̔Ḁ̶̵͔̦̭͎̥̙̪̬̺͇̳̦̊̑̽͌ͥ͠ͅͅHͪ̆̿͂̌̾ͫ͛ͯ̄͌͏̷̵̗͎̬̙̺̦̰͙̪͎͕̭̻̪̱̠̩͖̀͢Ă̡ͥ̓ͭ̂̽̅͌̏̀̔̈ͤ̈́͋̈́͏̸̡̞̝̮͕̞̠̗̖͇͙̺̟͎̮̰̟̥͖̀H̵̨̛ͮ̏͗ͮͩ̔́́̿͌ͨ̊̅̈́̓̂̐̍͏̙̥̞̠͙̙̤̣̘͖ͅȦͤ̒͌̉ͪ͊ͤ̿̈́̎ͤ̑̏̒̑̚͟҉̛̬̰̱̰͈̖̬̰̱͓̟͉̀ͅ

See, look what you did.  She hasn’t done this in so long and now it’s back.

thANKS but I’m not married yet roob do you want this cat????

GIVE ME MY CAT.

That sounds completely delightful and I will totally be up for it once I get Renly to give me my damn cat back before she she ends up ritualistically murdered by Stannis.

@dornishgamehen I’m sorry i replACED CAPTAIN MARIMBA with a small shruB and u didn’t notiCE and i have her she is safe and she loves me more than u alsO LORAS @roses-bloom-again YOU KICK RAMSAY’S  ASS BAbby and you get stannis next for threatening the precious kitten

Renly, I love you, but I’m going to need you to quit stealing my cat. 

okay I found Captain Mamba + Oberyn @dornishgamehen liKE 10 minutes ago I think I won???

if u won u would be in the castle i think u just wandered back to the beginning

……fuck. come get meeeee???? alsO i think stannis set the maze on fire when he was yelling “BURN THE WITCH” and ramsay is the witch sO

Since I seem to be about 95% less drunk than everyone else here (which is a complete shame), I can help you to the end?  Captain Mamba is particularly good at mazes.

Uor not drunk so you cannot helps! Cheating!

but he has a kitty!

nOOOOOO captan marimba is wondergul captain

Okay, hear me out.  You set my cat on fire, I will physically remind you that I almost beat The Mountain in one on one combat.

okay I found Captain Mamba + Oberyn @dornishgamehen liKE 10 minutes ago I think I won???

if u won u would be in the castle i think u just wandered back to the beginning

……fuck. come get meeeee???? alsO i think stannis set the maze on fire when he was yelling “BURN THE WITCH” and ramsay is the witch sO

Since I seem to be about 95% less drunk than everyone else here (which is a complete shame), I can help you to the end?  Captain Mamba is particularly good at mazes.

I feel like it’s cheating to use actual events to answer these…

my gods, Oberyn, my gods. you would eat my ass and tell. 

Dead Oberyn Martell aka Dornish Boo

I feel like it’s cheating to use actual events to answer these...

Has anyone seen @red-direwolf around? It’s disturbingly quiet without her incessant bickering at me and it’s kinda freaking me out.

I got off at the last stop, I guess no one noticed.

Oh……..where are you going?

To Old Town to ask if the North can receive new maesters for the winter. I left a note, did you not get it?

No, I didn’t get it, where did you leave it?

I make sure that my guests are well cared for.  Wylla has had plenty to eat, though it may be true that most of our time on the Dornish Party Boat™ has been spent in the bedroom.