Born To Be Wilde

evil victorian gentleman themed drag king called jack the stripper

all the cats in neko atsume are lesbians except for pickles, their shared guy friend

maybe some of them are bi or pan but the point is that all the cats are wlw who won't stop dating each other and the friend group is MESSY

"Makenzie what about cats like Guy Furry and Joe DiMeowgio" drag kings. duh.

As a drag king and former player of this game I can confirm, all of this is legit.

My gender is a drag king but as performed by a creature with no idea how human genders work

“Theydies and gentlethem”

The only other way to address a crowd of people is "guys, gals, and nonbinary pals"

Okay but me and the audience ain’t friends

Me as an MC at an open air show