oh noppio, it's doppio

popplio? more like, me, doppio. i dont know what pokemon is. 

i had a dream that i bought everyone in duwang a new car

when you have jellybeans but you're scared to eat the red ones because you don't know if they're cherry or cinnamon

seinfeld was on earlier and i was out of the room but i heard jerry say risotto and i felt the fear of god in me

good evening last night i awoke in a cold sweat thinking about gummy worms and decided it was a sign to return

i gay

i hate magicians

happy birthday everyone

nothing could have prepared me for that

im gay

my friends

i tried on glitter eyeliner yesterday and it was a spiritual experience

whenever i have money i immediately buy gummy snacks and that's why im not a financial advisor

i want to be a katamari ball