top o' the mornin'!

wow it’s me

I need this in a gif form lol

And I think to myself

what a wonderful worm

@ecbase

actual conversations between gam and i include gam askin me to show my ass in public, then continues as follows “no” “do it or i will-” “what are you gonna do, arrest me? spank me?” “no, i will do the OPPOSITE. i will bail you out, then gently caress you. but you dont want to be arrested, do you?” “yes, i do” “and have it on your records?” “i do” “and have your life ruined forever?” “i do” gam, under their breath “i’m tired of your shit”

almost four years into our relationship and just now i realize gam’s a furry.

not true )o:<

very smart choice

what if i WANT the door knob in my ass

oh my jesus bye