Hi! Just so we get this over with. Fuck Nazi's and fuck Neo-Nazi's you useless, dim-witted, broken lightbulb, pieces of shits.
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if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.
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Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot
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Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them
if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this
getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden
in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated
first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it
Thank you for answering my ask : D. I find the way you wrote their reactions delicious! Plus the image of chihuahua Yvgeny will not leave my mind. Especially after Agatha's picture. But it makes me wonder how do you think the aftermath would go down, because I can't see it ending well for Yvgeny.
Whether he crawls up from the lower decks, or breaks the curse and is found on another planet, he can't claim that he didn't try to run away from them.
How would Lyphos react to such a blow to his pride? How would Bizanti behave, knowing that the guardsman he wants to posses might try to disappear at any moment? Sefice, with his pragmatism in the face of this breach of trust. And Bethael, who we know cares deeply for Yvgenny.
Very, very curious to read your thoughts
My pleasure! :D And yes, that bit of art is delightful! ;p
Now I understand that you are probably looking for some yandere answers here, but first let me tell you what I think. It is less sensational, but more honest. :)
I am certain they have all tried to pull at this metaphorical collar to see if they can leave, only to be slingshot back to the Carcass by any means necessary. So in my opinion they would not fuss about it quite as much as we think. "Oh hey, Yvgeny made an attempt! Brave of him/about time! See? You're not getting away. You're stuck with us." would be the general sentiment. Sure, they wanted to keep him CLOSE, but it's almost cute to see him try things they have been attempting for decades. ;)
If he DOES break the curse... are we sure he did? Because now he is right back where he belongs, nestled in the Carcass between them all, where he is meant to be. The ship might not have its own pull anymore, but its Astartes sure do! ;)
Thank you for your patience, here is your yandere content. :D
Yvgeny tried to leave and Lyphos takes it personally. No no, little mortal, you do not understand, silly thing! If you want to escape, you need power, you need cunning. A pet remains a pet until he embraces the flames of ambition, the change of Tzeentch! You fancy yourself independant, an equal? Prove it then. Let Lyphos see you wriggle out of the golden collar and chain now constantly around your neck. If you hate this reminder of who you belong to so much, then embrace the Changer of ways and do something about it.
Yvgeny tried to leave, and Byzanti takes it personally. Why would he even want to leave him?? Byzanti has so many wonderful delights to share with him! And he deserves to be appreciated, Yvgeny OWES him is adoration, how DARE he skimp out on his duties! But... Byzanti is magnanimous. He is soooo nice! He will forgive Yvgeny... he just needs to make sure he is never in a state to overthing things again. He just needs to be addicted to Byzanti (or one of his drugs, he isn’t picky) and view life away from him as hell. Yes, he can get his adoring little guardsman, he just needs a tiny bit of chemical help...
Yvgeny tried to leave, and Sefice takes it personally. It doesn’t show at first, he just hovers behind Yvgeny more pointedly. But then. He starts getting more controling. A ceramite hand firmly grips Yvgeny's shoulder anytime he is about to leave, keeping him there with no choice. Anywhere he goes, Sefice follows loomingly, and where he can’t go he sends Lucetrix. Privacy is a myth now. Worse yet, it is difficult to plot or try to leave when you are constantly struck with mild fevers and headaches, flus and other bed-ridden-causing diseases. And the constant apathetic feeling that goes with the presence of a champion of Nurgle doubtlessly stomps out any wish to move, to fight back, to escape. It is what it is, and it is inevitable. There is no way out.
Yvgeny tried to leave and Bethael takes it personally. He was making such big progress towards Khorne, and now he flees like a coward?? ... he flees away from Bethael? He might be the first man in a long time Bethael WANTS to have around, the one good thing he doesn’t need to fight and bleed to get, one of the rare people not to insult and demean him ; and he tried to LEAVE?? No. Absolutely not. Bethael has to resist the urge to tear him limb from limb for that, like the nails demand, but... if he was a little rough and broke both of his legs, well, let's call it a lesson. He feels guilty about it, of course, especially since it keeps happening. He looks at Yvgeny, remembers how he left, then suddenly he blinks and he is breaking the guardsman's arm as he begs him to stop. He goes to visit him in the medbay, wary Yvgeny tells him that he has to stay for a few weeks before he can leave- and now Drask is pulling him away bodily, and Yvgeny is screaming, and his mangled hand is still sticking out of Bethael's fist... he did not mean to. Yvgeny is scared of him now, avoiding him like everybody else, worse than anybody else! But Bethael wants to cling to him so hard, even if it means tearing him apart. He doesn’t know what else to do. Everyone always leaves...!
I want to bounce back on the idea of desmond being a baby t-rex and it's a fucking very good idea but I want to bring another idea for a desmond creature AU! Thank you anon for this idea!
In Jurassic World we meet a hybrid dinosaur that will open us up to cloning and why we can't turn dinosaurs and especially raptors into weapons for the military... Bad idea! He's name is the indoraptor and at the time he was the only male raptor and mix with other dinosaur dna (t-rex I believe?) and there is a theory that he is human dna inside because of how his claws are presented.... Almost like human fingers and how intelligent he was almost on the scale of blue, Owen's raptor, who was already an intelligent raptor compared to her species and her sister
This film also shows that monsters are created and that traumatized dinosaurs are not there to laugh...... Anyway! What if they had created two Indoraptor! Desmond in addition to the one from the movie! Basically, the indorpartor is fucking intelligent and sadistic(?) (he manages to trick a human to lure him into his cage...) and quite agile and faster...(He managed to open the balcony door while on the roof I think and the chase in the corridor and on the roof...)
I imagine Desmond trying to get out of here and be curious about the kid (just like the first Indoraptor was in the movie) and Owen And to be furious about how they were created and for what purpose.
In short, be free to take this idea or not!
The T-Rex Desmond idea from before
Oh, what if the human DNA that they used was actually Sample 17 which they got from Abstergo in exchange for some shares in the company (or maybe shared revenue from the park itself?)
It would be fun and fucked up if Desmond woke up as the second Indoraptor and has to think about what this means.
Is the 1st Indoraptor technically his child? His clone? His half-clone???
Would be fun if Indoraptor's cunning and intelligence was something he got from Sample 17. Really hammer in Desmond's guilt that he technically had a hand in all of the destruction XD
I feel like things would go differently if the indoraptor had Desmond as a sibling. It wouldnt be nearly as traumatized? They both would still be but they might also bond because of it? Desmond teaching the indoraptor to survive and escape?
Desmond would end up as the responsible older brother turned parent. The indoraptor is gonna become so much more intelligent and the only thing keeping such an intelligent creature from fucking everything up is a moral compass by the name of a very tired single parent older brother Desmond XD
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Put him on my sourdough starter, which actually makes him more on-model than I think I've ever drawn him, given that he's a bubbling ooze of symbiotic microbial life.
Sleepy Yvgeny Edition: How would the space marines react to Yvgeny falling asleep on them/in their lap?
Bethael: It would be agony because he would be trying to hold still to not disturb Yvgeny, but we know our favorite khornate is a restless one.
Lyphos: It might be one of the rare moments the great and magnificent Lyphos finally shuts up, because he is busy keeping the nightmares at bay so the favorite mortal can get some rest.
Sefice: Its a surprise given the ever potent smell always emanating from the nurglite. He guesses either Yvgeny is so exhausted he would have knocked out anywhere, or the all the lho sticks finally destroyed his sense of smell. Sefice doesnt struggle to keep still or quiet, he allows Yvgeny to rest as long as possible.
Byzanti: He's genuinely touched that Yvgeny trusts him in such a way. Like Lyphos, its one of the rare moments the Slaaneshi actually shuts up. He's very gentle with Yvgeny, adjusting his posture so the spikes dont hurt him, maybe massaging his back, perhaps even softly petting his hair. For a being all about pain and pleasure, he knows how to be tender.
Bonus round!
Valthor Drask: He's often too busy to let Yvgeny sleep on him, but he has enough experience with baselines to know how to gently move Yvgeny to a cot without waking him. It might look a little bit like a parent carrying a sleepy child from the car to the house.