you are not a human being.

I feel this on a deep, emotional level. It sucks.

I’m just not down for the weepy, teenage angst. 

Accept reality, man. It is a disease, with a 100% fatality rate. Sufferers will struggle with stupid questions, vivid hopes and dreams, and worst of all, chronic personhood.

I was ‘bout to get real mad.

Oh no! Anything but that. 

Do you always have weird dreams or?

Wynonna Earp might be a good show for that.

True, at least someone is challenging it. 

True. But here isn’t jail. Unless it is a weird alternative jail and I wasn’t aware.

quinn: It's not something I can teach you in an hour. It's not simple either.

dylan: i'll send you my work schedule.

quinn: Excuse me?

[ 10 minutes pass ]

quinn: I want her more than happy. She's not happy when I don't give her ice cream. She's not happy when I tell her to try and sleep before 3am. She's not happy when I take her to the dentist or the doctor, or anything like that. I want her happy, Dylan. But I also want her safe. And I don't know if you understand the responsibility of that yet. You're young, and she's beautiful, and bright, but it's not going to always be happy go lucky and adorable. There's going to be nights when she can't breathe. There's going to be nights when you're going to have to put her on the phone with me because she doesn't believe where she is, or she just can't stop crying. There's going to be times where if you don't know down to the exact second what she's thinking of, or how she's hurting, she's going to break. Yes, she's more than just a girl. And she is more than just my world. I have spent almost 23 years of life trying to make sure that the world didn't break her.

quinn: So pardon me if I don't welcome someone I don't know into her world.

quinn: We're fine.

[ a few minutes later ]

quinn: Thank you, Dylan.

dylan: course

dylan: q, i know you don't like me

dylan: i just wanted to say like

dylan: i just wanna tell you i know she's special. and i know that she's not just another girl. and i'm never gonna treat her like just another girl. and i'm okay with you not liking me. most people don't. but i just need you to know that i'm never, ever gonna hurt her.

quinn: She's asleep. She had a hard night. She'll text you when she's awake.

dylan: oh, yeah, okay sorry