Washing mashines arent good for felines

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

I know it is a privilege to feel things deeply but what the fuck

Absolute Puppy

You haven't had real sex untill you've been with the strong as fuck ice mummy

I can't stay silent anymore, I have to come clean. I actually never had sex with the strong as fuck ice mummy, I'm sorry for acting like I did.

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

Had to switch my silly anime email pfp ive had since I was like 13 to one of those default Google ones to look more professional. #oppression

i like how none of the terfs yelling at me have even bothered to look at the version of the original post that's been up for most of the time this post has been up. i even give them a slight benefit of the doubt but they blasted me with harassment anyway. fuck it.

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

i was raised in a sort of Clock Tower type home. had to run around dark corridors with random shit happening that would scare the fuck out of me. might've been a scissor guy too, might not. so can i hit orrrrrrr...?

amphetamines work by smuggling a small tiger inside your body and letting it just go fuckin nuts in there

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun