Washing mashines arent good for felines

Fucckkk dude I cheated on my entrance exam into the wizard academy and now they're teaching shit like soul disintegration while I'm still on the card tricks

bro thay put transgender in me

typo in your typos: You wrote: "i lobe words. you should have written: "I lobe worfs. You are welcome typo-spotter!

Fuck!

Icon behaviour from Lindsay Graham to steal the spotlight and die while we're all waiting for Mitch McConnell to be officially dead

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell

yet another summer games announcement cycle and no mention of silk song what is team cherry DOING

wii sports is so good it's weird they havent't made wii sports 2

youll click it right? put your cursor over the button and click it! click it and log out of tumblr!

lifting up miss logging out's skirt for everyone to see??

i have tested positive for tzatziki

it is beyond cruel that venezuela is now a US colony for all intents and purposes and the US still continues to wield sanctions against it to the detriment of the nation's poorest and most desperate people even in the aftermath of an earthquake that's killed thousands

Liberals in the reblogs please take a refreshing bath in an acid pit

There's nothing out there for us.

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."