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estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

true ireland has never been tried

irish-american-chan

So Lets All Try Our Best Then

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contemptible-scoundrel

had to eat channa masala with the wrong type of rice

contemptible-scoundrel

TOO THICK... TOO...STARCHY...!

peachfromcmbyn

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

sturgeon-system

cikero

[sprays you with my product]

jame7t

ah! im covered in product residue!

ammnontet

getting a little sexual in vr

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hardwrench

*stands up abruptly* i have an idea for video games *refuses to say any more and goes to bed*

mlarayoukai

in heretics over dedede and a dee playing chess and being only 4 pieces on the board in the robobot opening

mlarayoukai

I was laughing so hard I misspelled hysterics

greelin

everyone is so hateful and lacking in whimsy

greelin

we could wear respirators. since you want to be such a little bitch about it

mousidy

one more thing I want to say is that the acronym for transfem voices project is TVP. it is not TFVP. there is only one TVP

mousidy

the acronym everyone used was almost universally TVP until transmascvoicesproject showed up with its allowance of cis survivors and its focus exclusively on stories of abusive transfems, and suddenly there was TMVP and TFVP

no. there is only one TVP and it is transfem voices project. transfem voices project is not the "female counterpart" to transmascvoicesproject. these are not counterparts in any way. one is transfem voices project and one is a hate blog wearing its face. ours is the only TVP

mousidy

oh, and

some people have been trying to rehabilitate the idea of "TVP for trans men," and I'd like to ask that these projects don't try to deliberately style themselves as counterparts to TVP

TVP is not the pink version of something blue, its existence since the outset has been as a fundamentally transfeminist project, and this purpose will be trivialized if it is presented on the same "shelf" as anything else, so to speak. TVP centers transfems because we are decentered everywhere else. if there is a companion project, our voices will inevitably be decentered in favor of it

if you take inspiration from TVP for your own project, that is fine, but I ask that you please not style it as a counterpart. if you lead with your heart and make something you believe in, you will be able to make something that stands by itself, rather than on the unseen shoulders of transfems

ostolero

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

sayaratyriea

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

mortimermcmirestinks

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

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short-for-melancholy

m;my p ears.....

supergameboytwo

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

certainly-april

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

grimoiremanifest

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

potted-plant-official

hsve

grimoiremanifest

🗡 Your left leg took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!

🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!

🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!

❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm

"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu

minor-locrian

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

rvllybllply2014

He sure does love his fruits

nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

knitmeapony

And stickers!

gholateg

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

supreme-leader-stoat

mintbecrazy

BUT WHAT THE FUCKKKK???? HE JUSR GRABBED ABUNCHA KIWIS AND MADE ABUNCHA KIWIS ??? HUH????? JAIL FOR CHOCOLATE GUY! JAIL FOR ONE THOUSAND YEAR!!!

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lakemojave

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

lakemojave

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

tax--payer

just turned a mouse into a single ounce of lead

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