Washing mashines arent good for felines

*takes my adhd meds for the first time in two weeks* anyone ever notice how i am destined to win. Anyone getting "its victory is foretold" vibes. Anyone wanna know everything about me I know all the answers.

just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

See, I believe that the body's signalling mechanisms actually do something, rather than being fun little molecules that are unimportant in comparison to your cells' ability to read your spiritual alignment or whatever.

puppies have long been known for their fantastic ability. but did you know they arent the only creature capable of peeing on the carpet?

TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half an hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS, you can HUMP YOUR PLUSHIE like ANOTHER GIRL for like four hours have the WORST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS OR PLUSHIES you can CRY for like four hours and have NO ORGASMS about it

I know many of us find the influx of 4chan pedophiles distressing. It's important to remember that this is what their lives look like when the children they're pursuing on discord have logged out to go to bed.

go rot in hell fucks wrong w you you monster

pigeons are literally so cutes if you don't like pigeons i actually hope you die

A pet peeve of mine is when people don't understand the difference between millipedes and centipedes

fighting game heritage post

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

it makes me upset whenever someone removes nijikas dorito because that probably hurts her

Why did I just lay a Monday egg on a Wednesday .