Washing mashines arent good for felines

There’s something deeply funny with souls like games and their poison swamps considering how swamps and marshes irl are like the backbone of biodiversity

I was looking for that jet stream Sam gif and only that ugly white man showed up this website is a fucking prison. Forgot why I wanted it but Brazilian- Samurai rules as a concept

The nurse doing my laser was like "you're doing really good, im impressed" and yk that shit went straight to my big fat head. why yes I am extremely good at sitting still while you torture me with laser beams, thank you

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

hearts my pupils at you

if u ever think "whats the worst thst could happen" the answer is alot

put butter on my wounds it won't help but it'll be greasy which is awesome really

I find it pretty fascinating that thousands of trans women on hrt for years have attested they have monthly symptoms like those caused by periods, but tme people will argue it's all made up and impossible. Like. Thousands. People that don't know each other, that come from completely different parts of the world, will say the same thing happens to them. To deny the reality of it is to be in denial.

It's not a mystery either! They're driven by hormones, not something encoded in your chromosomes, and we have the same hormones! Other parts of your body don't check if you have a uterus or not before responding to your cycle!

People just really want 'gender' and 'biological sex' to be two different things so they have somewhere to stand when they want to be transphobic, but they really aren't (unless you're not physically transitioning) - taking HRT changes your biology, trans women are not "biologically male" they are women who MAY OR MAY NOT have a penis. No one argues women who have hysterectomies aren't "biologically female". There are even (an estimated) tens to hundreds of thousands cis women with XY chromosomes because some bodies just don't respond to androgens during their development and are indistinguishable from XX cis women unless you do chromosome tests.

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

gddfgsdfcddfgg if 17 year old me saw me he would think I was cool(also hi to my boobs)

*takes my adhd meds for the first time in two weeks* anyone ever notice how i am destined to win. Anyone getting "its victory is foretold" vibes. Anyone wanna know everything about me I know all the answers.

just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny