Washing mashines arent good for felines

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

Take a closer look at that snout!

10am- 4pm is the time to go clinically insane 4pm-9pm is lock in 9-11pm vibes 11-12 lock in again to read wikipedia articles in bed

like clockwork literally. most definitely clocked IN for the clinical insanity shift today

global yay is coming for us all

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

experts are reporting that stocks have neither gone up nor down but have instead in their stagnation become infected with a bizarre psychic miasma

ah the ever rare worm market

sometimes the author’s barely disguised fetish is YOUR barely disguised fetish and has nothing to do with the author at all

hey so a bunch of people have taken this post as an opportunity to decry interpreting media sexually/suggestively at all and it’s pissing me off. joining the war on eroticism on the side of eroticism. #ThatCigaretteIsAPenis

diy dead horse

I’m flying a few lucky followers out to where ever

None of us have a choice where we end up really

how do you get to sesame street? practice, practice, practice!

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