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When Germans call you a Nazi….

I know it’s from a superhero movie, but the line I keep running in my head is, “Everyone forgets that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own.”

considering it’s from a superhero movie that was founded on a huge canon of fiction started by jewish artists specifically hoping to inspire americans to intervene against fascism (america had not yet entered ww2 when steve rogers punched hitler on the cover of captain america #1) i think it’s incredibly pertinent, actually.

Everyone forgets that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own. 

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2018 will be for you

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

I’m like crying from the intensity of the positive energy coming from these images

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

Enrollment for 2018 Affordable Care Act (ACA / Obamacare) starts November 1 and ends December 15. Trump (what an asshole) reduced the ADVERTISING funds by 90% to announce when people can enroll. Spread the word.

And to make registration even more difficult, Trump will also be shutting down the ACA registration website on Sundays “for maintenance” during peak registration times. Plan ahead. Get registered.