I praise the thrilling aspects of the human body

whats the mood for mid-april

my main coping mechanism is pretending like I don’t care

Securtiy at every airport is ridiculous, then you just get to Baggage Claim, and its like take whatever bag you want

Jumping is as useless in real life as it is essential in games

The older you get, the more you look forward to bedtime.

Past you could both be described as “old you” and “young you”

Babies are cooked at womb temperature.

Maybe the ancient Egyptians didn’t actually deify cats, we just don’t understand their memes

Spiderman took selfies for a living.

We will never know about the perfect crime

In every zombie movie a non infected person always gets devoured by a bunch of zombies, yet almost every zombie has a almost fully intact body.

Someday you’re going to say goodbye to someone without realizing it’s the last time you’ll ever see them