Hi can you write Randal x gn reader dating headcanons
a/n: eek omg ranfren request... heh and I JUST made a playlist for this freak too
randal x gn! reader
crushing / dating headcanons
randal having a crush on you includes:
stalking - it's obvious and weird to everyone around you. only thing is he doesn't consider it stalking. to him, he's just gathering information on you! // he can't have his future partner dissatisfied!
delusions - even if you don't consider the two of you a couple, valid seeing as you don't even know him yet, he treats it as if you already are! he'll come back home and brag to everyone else in the house about how GREAT his sweetheart is! ahh, they were so cute today!! // no one listens to him.
clinging - once he does approach you, he never fucking leaves. glued to the hip! even if you don't want him to be. it's so odd- you'll go somewhere like a store or market, maybe a walk in the woods, and he just appears wherever you are!! // he honestly thinks you guys are already a thing.
bluntness - since he's so sure you're already together, he's very straight forward. if you look particularly good one day, there's no hiding his already frequent nosebleeds. he's always quick to very bluntly tell you he loves you (actually says he'd make room in his skin for you, but it's the same thing to him).
biting - biting. and lots of it. maybe gnawing is the right word. gnawing like a chewtoy. don't get confused, it's not sexual in any sense... to you, at least. it's very much like how a cat bites. nips at fingertips are a way he'll show he likes you (if it wasn't obvious enough before).
likeeee this! (burger = ARM)
even more stalking - now that you're actually, officially his partner (he was hurt to find out you weren't before), the stalking increases tenfold. and yet again, he still doesn't see it as stalking. he assumes that you know he is always with you, no matter where you are. so he assumes that the two of you are just hanging out and bonding.
guess what he's even clingier now - if you thought it was bad before, this is disabling. like there is almost no moment where he is not actively trying to meld his body onto yours like a parasite. wIill piggyback ride whenever he feels like it.
even stranger comments - no need to explain on this one I think.
matching everything - phone charms, stickers, keychains, pins, nail polish, profile pictures, shirts, pants, underwear, socks, everything.
music - a personal headcanons of mine is that randal thinks he's the best at everything he does. which also means he thinks he's just amazing with instruments. makes the worst absolute SLOP for you.
