puts my balls in this stupid clam and the beautiful waifish fairies of the sea slams jt shut

it straight up smells like spiders in here

Wait I have another one sorry

me when im giving birth to my twins

my friend pdf

my enemy docx

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

I fucking hate Jerry the mouse. Leave. Tom. ALONE.

Who causes more damage tom or jerry?

Who is in who's house? Who is not meant to be there..?

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

why did the weed man heart react to my text

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

I’m getting hired as the dog show executioner, I eliminate the dogs who are judged with disqualifying faults (legs too long compared to body, biting people, etc). They don’t show it on tv but they send someone out with a handgun and put the dogs to sleep at point-blank range. They don’t show it on tv because everybody’s a snowflake these days