mk

“you just find gay subtext in everything” no the fuck i dont the gay subtext was presented to me on an ornate silver platter

hes gay hes catholic hes in love with someone hes lived with for 20 years hes a karate champ he doesnt know karate he voted for kanye in the 2020 election once he and his roommate moved to the suburbs together and he took on the role of housewife and it drove him so insane that he ended up killing their dog and putting it in the mac n cheese. and his name is canonically ronald mcdonald

“Mom…Dad…I’m…” “Gay? We know sweetheart. And we still love yo—-“ “No I’m—“ “Trans too? Oh don’t worry dear we always kind of knew…” “No for the love of god I’ve been turned into a vampire!!”

no but it's the way for aziraphale "nothing lasts forever" meant "i'm willing to give up the bookshop if it means i can be with you safely" and for crowley it meant "nothing lasts forever, not the bookshop, not earth, not us"

brba characters will be like “this is all JESSE’S fault!!!!!” then the camera pans to Jesse and he’s sopping wet cat kitten image tears in his eyes the poorest soaking wet creature on earth and then they all kick his ass