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for the last time, i’m not fat GODDAMN IT!

south park + instagram / craig’s gang

“Die you fat owl.”

“Nobody wants your stupid fucking Clefairy, cunt.”

“Cannibalism is a good training technique.”

“Get in the box!”

“This bitch walks by with a beehive hairstyle.”

“Why do you like ass so much?”

“I love using acid.”

“I really hate New York so much guys.”

“What did New York do to you?”

“Come on she isn’t that ugly how drunk do you have to be.”

“Looking at 250 million dollar houses on the beach is saddening.”

“Why are you doing that?”

“I’m hilarious and it needs to be known.”

“I went to say the p-word. I couldn’t do it.”

“I’m drinking milk bitch my hand is full.”

“All I see are excuses.”

“I want to do the sin.”

“I look like a thirsty lesbian.”

“What penis sheds skin?!”

“Wow, fuck being nice.”

“I feel betrayed that you didn’t know it was me.”

“I’m being framed!”

“I just bought so much tuna I’m going to hell.”

“Y’all are fucking nasty.”

“Can we make an approved list of smileys?”

“Bitch this isn’t a life lesson, pick one.”

“I wanted to watch it kill you in a loving way.”

“This conversation sounds like a generic white girl convention.”

“IT’S DESTROYING EVERYTHING!”

“I also should have stayed in bed, I would have learned more.”

“Hit the bricks, bitch.”