@dietspider
“Look, I’m just saying... he adores you. We can cross the bridge about what we’re gonna do if he ever finds out about you part two when we get there.” Was it a celebratory drink? Yeah, sure. Why not? Was it also something to calm her nerves after her boyfriend --who absolutely never punched her father or chopped him in the throat-- met him for the first time. Abso-fuckin’-lutely. “You want a shot?”










