take me away to the water

“asshole is my middle name.”

I have a hard time believing that Uncle Percy would allow that. 

I’ve got chocolate covered coffee beans–is that close enough?

Even better, my two favorite things combined, gimme! 

“Does it being a party mean we have to suffer through your so-called dancing, Dom? Because that on top of the god-awful music would mean I’ll probably forgo the festivities altogether.”

“Rude! I happen to be a fantastic dancer, thank you oh so very much! Come on, I dare you to do better than me.”

“What long face?”

"Are you telling me I’ve found someone who isn’t a complete bore?”

“Er, just lost in thought I guess.”

“Was it at least a interesting thought?”

“Probably because we’re not all party animals like you? Or as great a dancer, apparently.”

“That better not be sarcasm I hear baby cousin. I am very sensitive when it comes to my awesome moves.”

“Do you honestly think I’d tell mum? Come on, Dom.”

“Alright I’ll tell you but you have to pink promise that you won’t tell and remember I know where you sleep.”

There is no such things as too much money on a dress.

“Perhaps...I do look really good in it.” 

How much is ‘way too much’, exactly?

“If I tell you are you going to tell mum?”

“Where do you think you’re going?”

I’m trying to hide from my dorm mate, I kinda stole her secret stash of sugar quills and now she’s out for blood.

“Not potions if thats what you’re wondering.”

“That’s unfortunate, honestly, I dunno what I would do if I was in your position.” 

“Hey it’s not so bad, we idiots can have a lot of fun, you learn not to take things so seriously when you’re living as an idiot.”