Be realistic, demand the impossible

fired from my job at the microbiology lab and having to carry all my things out in a little cardboard box the size of a thimble

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text