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I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

There is no reason why I set my status to "don't die wondering" invariably after every conversation with you. It's unrelated. You're paranoid

stop trying to get me to put m&ms in my ass I'm telling you I'm not interested

cowardice is the worst vice of all

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

games over! everyone loses! 👍

death stranding 2 is a good game because you can give the baby coffin you carry everywhere an iridescent paint job

COME BACK

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great