how life has been lately

in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

"no added msg" to be honest it could use some msg

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

puppy dog dreams are as overstimulating and intellectually barren as youtube shorts but kitty cat dreams are black and white silent films . you don't even wanna know what bunny dreams are like

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

cats are so good at pressing hotkeys you never knew existed

"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

doggy wizards would cast countersmell

kitty wizards would cast counter. spell where you get up on the counter.

shoutout to the girls who are a little bit insane youre so real