Back to school is around the corner and I can't help but think about all you kiddos coming back to my class, another year and you still haven't graduated, another year and somehow Mr. H has gotten even hotter? Maybe you have a new impact toy that you're so excited to show me. Maybe you have a plan to see how you can get more after class tutoring. Or maybe you've decided that you spent wayyyy too much time in triple diapers humping a desk in front of class and are going to try and be a good student this year.
A new year brings new opportunities, I start the year by telling you I have been studying hypno over the summer, I have a new straitjacket that I absolutely plans on using on my students that can't help but wander. I even says I'm going to allow for some teacher's pets who want to Dom your fellow students, but of course they do come with a collar and a tag that has "property of Mr. H" on it. Can't have you getting too big-headed.
Finally I sit down in my chair and look at all my starry eyed, cute, excited and a little desperate students and I present to you these questions:
What was the most embarrassing thing you did this summer?
What do you plan to accomplish this year?