le GASP

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP

I’m actually glad that daredevil reborn is so bad bc now it’s easier for me to pretend it’s not canon

Yeah, so I watched the first episode, hates it, and promptly forgot about its existence for over 6 months. Fuck Disney.

Need me some luck

“ITS NOT REAL!!! ITS NOT CANON AND EVERYONE’S OKAY” I scream as they drag me back to the psych ward

merlin would have done so well on anti anxiety meds. like... so much better.

There's no jealous!Arthur in canon because Arthur could never even fathom losing Merlin. Arthur freaking out in Servant of Two Masters when Merlin is injured and then goes missing sticks with us all because it's one of the first times Arthur has ever had to face the possibility of having to do without Merlin. Another notable example is the 'find me that dollophead' deleted scene. Otherwise the thought has literally never even crossed his dumb mind. One time Merlin tries to go back to Ealdor and Arthur just follows him there. He's like 'bitch nothing is ever getting you out of this relationship.'

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

reblog if you make occasional posts

Sometimes I still hear my voice

This reminds me how much I love non-fatal Hanahaki fics cuz the idea of secret love being so powerful that you suffer and are forced to LIVE through that suffering is just *chefs kiss*

“average death rate in Camelot is 5,000 people per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average death rate in Camelot is 1,000 people per year. Merlin Emrys, who lives in the physician’s quarters and dies 10,000 times per year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted