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okay ive been out for a while hows the lappland x texas situation looking like

#arknights #theyre my favorite lesbian soap opera #i look away for five seconds and theyve already broken up and gotten together three times over #italians am i right

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WHAT DID YOU DO???

I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW LEAVE ME ALONE EVERYTHING SUCKS

Doctor, I have eaten the cancer rocks and now I don't feel so good. On the plus side, I can now blast things apart with my mind. What should I do

HAVE I GOT THE JOB FOR YOU

#arknights #YOURE HIRED

Doctor, did you go back to the sarcophagus? It's been a while... We miss you

god i wish i could go back to that fucking sarcophagus and unlearn everything thus far

#arknights

You know how Nian has those red arms? I went to the kitchen for a glass of water in the middle of the night and i found her dipping her arms into the tub of salsa. Can you do something about this? I find it kinda unhygienic and gross.

how do you think our salsa has any flavor

thats nian all the way babey

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Why does Rhodes island only hire gay people. Are you some kind of heterophobic organization or something

We here at Rhodes Island pride ourselves in our diversity. However, we understand that we should represent all operators in our organization, which is why I've been hard at work preparing a Straight Pride(tm) Half Day to make sure our operators who only swing one specific, opposite adjacent and locked in way feel seen. I've prepared a slew of specific activities for our fellow Heties, which includes:

A fine assortment of dry crackers for consumption (no cheese)

Various re-runs of sitcoms that involve nuclear family values, such as Cheers, or Everybody Loves Raymond

Discussion circles about how to manage Heterosexuality and the struggle of everyday identity expression (I can't be in it and neither can any main Rhodes Islands staff, speaker to be determined)

Speed-dating operators for our lonely hearts who can't seem to catch a break finding their one true not-their-gender love (with a heavy heart we excluded polyamories from this equation for the odd folks out as it would result in an unheterosexual pair-up no matter how you split it)

A Straight Pride Flag demonstration in said conference room (locked, with no one else able to see or have it visible, and put away after the end of the event)

And so much more!

I can't wait to see all of our profoundly heterosexual operators show up to our event, such as... uh... um... hm... well, you know who you are.

#arknights #look #you make a team thats largely all women #a good amount of them arent going to be straight #its like an all girls catholic school but its a military org instead #and then the guys come in and theyre already gay as is out of the box #theyre just Extra like that #you try being straight at the end of the world

Does the “don’t be naked” rule apply in the garage and robotics lab? If so can someone tell Zumama?

i didnt even know we had that rule but it makes sense tbh

god knows my ugly ass cant have that shit schlanging in the wind

Hey Doctor! Quick question, who (Provence) do you think (Provence) has the fluffiest and/or best tail (Provence) in Rhodes Island? Asking for a friend.

P.S. I won't get mad no matter what you answer

P.P.S. I'm definitely not fishing for compliments. That'd be ridiculous.

i (provence) cant (provence) understand (provence) a word youre saying (provence)

#arknights #provence

favorite homeworld faction?

real talk, the kushan are still my GOAT because of how cool they are even into homeworld 2 and the weird space mysticism that happens when they become hiigarans proper, but the taidan emperor riesstiu (not the original because apparently hes a clone!) in hw1 is such a strong villainous presence that i cant help but enjoy the very rare moments hes on

"You've taken one step too close to me, Karan..."

#not arknights #homeworld #fuck it we homeworld blog now

This is Kal'sit and I have seen your posts on Tumblr... I have taken the executive decision to divorce you here and now.

no yeah thats fair id divorce me too

#arknights #kal'sit

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what if instead of her being kal'sit she was kal'freaky and she was all freaky and our organization is freaky island and fuck me i cant take this shit anymore why on gods green earth am i still here im a fucking monster and i am LITERALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY SINGLE HORROR ON TERRA AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME FORGET THERESA OH FUCK OH GOD

#arknights #babel #“hey its been a while since i touched the game lemme see the plot developments”#*peaks for five seconds*#“alright that right there sure is the advanced horrors going on”#“gonna walk away from that one”#“gonna need a good cry from that one”

I have a question about our uniform policy. Why do all the cool sexy operators get to wear fancy outfits and gizmos while us reserve operators have to wear generic tactical gear that covers our faces while we get sent to die in waves into haunted circus castles and eldritch deep sea trenches?

there's no hard dress code. just dont walk around naked.

you just chose to. like everyone else did.

thinking about installing more holes in my visors so that my tears can drain out more easily when reading some of the backstory dossiers of my operators while on my knees and wailing and crying like a little bitch

#arknights #come over to rhodes island we have #*adjusts glasses*#littlest cancer patient and shellshocked war survivor and littlest cancer patient and shellshocked war survivor and littlest cancer patien-#HR actually uses waterproof sprays now upon my request to coat sensitive documents in #i told them it was cause of calculated risk of iberia #but they see through me like i do #its so tough

solemn-lament-for-the-departed

what kind of medic are you? heals your ally with water, fire, or beat up enemies with your spine?

dokutah-exe

"A medic doesn't have to heal if their enemies are already dead."

Mr. Doctor Arknights, 2023

#arknights #this is why i am the strategist #and yall are the operators #im over here playing sternhalma six times over with myself while yall are playing connect four in front of the mirror

so is orchid popukar's mom or something? i mean they're in the same team after all

hell if i know thats not my business

like am i genuinely going to interrogate the familial relationships of my coworkers in front of their faces? no, thats deeply rude and quite irritiating

im going to do it behind their backs by tracking their backgrounds like a proper strategist. geeze.

#arknights #orchid #popukar

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You’re a medical professional right? can you diagnose me? What condition causes frequent dreams of Ling and Chong Yue teaming up to do things to me?

horniness. take a cold shower. next question.

why is our pizzeria called 80% pizza, what's the other 20%

women

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