Kankû's Kokoro

Just some small griddlehark…

Because I am a horrible nerd, I’ve compiled a complete timeline of every known event in the locked tomb trilogy so far. This is roughly divided into three parts:

Ancient History - this section is mostly based on the scraps of history we hear from the lyctors in HtN. The events are inferred from pieces or occasionally reconstructed by process of elimination.

Tragic Backstories - this section is based on what we learn about the backstories of the present day characters. The Cohort intelligence files in the GtN appendix were invaluable for getting the dates here.

Present Day - this section is a recounting of the events of the books put back in order and carefully placed on a timeline.

Please note that this contains SPOILERS FOR EVERYTHING including bonus content like The Mysterious Study of Dr. Sex.

The timeline itself is below the cut because otherwise this post would eat people’s dashes for breakfast.

But given that it’s a pain to seek out each one one by one, I’ve got a list of links in order a smidge further down! Please try to support Dark Horse Comics if you can, but if you’re broke like me and still want to read, the Internet is a beautiful place. According to the wiki page, there are at least two more installments to come, scheduled for May 1st and June 5th, but there’s no real update schedule for the series as a whole.

Do note: they are graphic, gory, and sad, with a lot of body horror. But they’re really fantastic.

Beasts of Burden: Animal Rites contains: 1. Stray 2. The Unfamiliar 3. Let Sleeping Dogs Lie 4. A Dog and His Boy 5. The Gathering Storm 6. Lost 7. Something Whiskered This Way Comes 8. Grave Happenings

9. Sacrifice (Hellboy Crossover)

Beasts of Burden: Neighborhood Watch contains: 10. Food Run 11. Story Time 12. The View From The Hill (the one in this post!)

and remember

After 20 painstaking years of research, Eva Ramon Gallegos, a Mexican scientist has finally developed a cure to eliminate 100 percent human papillomavirus and prevent the spread of cervical cancer among women. (x) (x) (x) Y’all they cured HPV

my friends, gay: ??????

me: oh sorry i mean asgdhjdhs guys do you??? want some food??? lmao ashdjdjhs

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting.  Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.  Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible.  Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.

Titre : Pas tout à fait des hommes Autrice : Lizzie Crowdagger Roman Genre : fantasy Auto-édition numérique/papier - 280 pages Âge conseillé : adulte

Résumé :

Kalia, la seule elfe de la ville à travailler dans la garde, se contente d’ordinaire d’essayer de survivre et d’éviter les ennuis… Du moins, jusqu’au jour où elle rencontre Axelle, une voleuse démoniaque qui va bouleverser sa vie. Avant de réaliser ce qui lui arrive, Kalia va se retrouver confrontée à des orcs révolutionnaires, des nains remontés, un général belliqueux, un vampire schizophrène, une prophétie obscure, une épée sacrée, un Élu au coeur pur, ainsi qu’une multitude d’autres choses potentiellement mortelles mais au nom moins impressionnant. Malgré elle, elle risque bien d’être impliquée dans des évènements qui pourraient ébranler le monde. À mi-chemin entre Terry Pratchett et Ken Loach, un roman de fantasy mêlant action, humour et sentiments sur fond de coup d’état et de révolution.

Identités représentées :

Héroïne lesbienne (venant d'une société où la bisexualité est plus ou moins la norme), la deuxième héroïne est lesbienne ou bie, + un perso secondaire gay

Thématiques présentes :

Les thématiques LGBT ne sont pas au centre du roman.

Humour, guerre civile, révolte, révolution, action collective, relations internationales, complot… TW : mention d'un viol lesbophobe, torture par pendaison (pas trop graphique), pas mal de combats Avis de 221bpemberleystreet

this is from the musical Firebringer which is free to watch on Youtube. it’s by Team StarKid of A Very Potter Musical fame (think you recognize the girl singing? that’s Lauren Lopez, also known as the funniest Draco Malfoy the world has ever seen)

anyway, Firebringer is a female-driven, hilarious musical about bisexual cavewomen and you are going to want to watch it. trust me.

Every animal in the house: