this is fucking dog shorts

laughing my acorn off

feeling like they've really been making birds taller these days

the best thing about taking public transports is that everything smells yucky disgusting everywhere, whichbis pervertastic for a deprived sniffer like my smelf

I actually really like poisonous miasma

let’s all give three chears for the mri machine that ripped Prince Albert’s penis clean off (👂 whisper whisper) what do you mean that’s not how that happened

i think we all should

i actually really like being kicked when i am down

my friend told me that pokemon are bangable now but im not really sure

i wish i was in sorcerer battles

Trying to get to work but the bara tiger man i hired to fix my car is too busy being half naked to get it done on time. It’s fine though because my bara shark boss was very obviously getting railed when I called him and told him I was going to be late to work so it’s not like he gives a shit.