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Yangyang: Like like yeah and like l but like and like yeah like.

Mark: Totally like just like so like and like yeah.

Yangyang: Like yeah.

Johnny:

Well this is him now, feel old yet?

johnny: elaborate

Jaehyun: I swear you just can’t spot the difference

Taeil: I mean, what’s better than this to light up the whole room?

NCT:

Jungwoo: [tied up to the ceiling and hanging above the tree] hi

NCT:

Doyoung: it’s great, send my compliment to the chef.

Mark: alright. Okay.

Mark: *goes to the kitchen* hey chef.

Taeyong: what?

Mark: you got beautiful eyes.

Haechan: I wasn't myself, I let my anger get the best of me.

Renjun: Listen here, she tried to turn everyone against you, got you expelled for drug possesion and tricked Mark into moving to greece. He lost his phone and no one knows where he is. And you're telling me you changed your mind? You will go in there, poison her then we'll flee the country like I planned. We already have US citizenship so stop being a little bitch and get in there and murder the daughter of satan.

Haechan: Fine, fine you're right. What would I do without you?

Renjun: Exactly, you need me to help you make good choices.

Jaemin: I think we should stop them.

Jeno: Or we can get ice cream.

Doyoung: You’re overreacting.

Taeyong: You and Yuta got in a fist fight in the middle of the road stopping traffic.

Yuta: That happens once a week.

Taeyong: You yelled bitch at the top of your lungs and used a bike as a weapon.

Yuta: Only because Doyoung used a broom.

Taeyong: Then you both used bikes while Renjun, Chenle and Yangyang were cheering on top of a car.

Yangyang: It was the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Renjun: The moment blood was drawn I got excited.

Chenle: It was beautiful.

Taeyong: And Johnny wore short shorts and walked by with a sign for each round.

Johnny: You know I look good in these shorts.

Taeyong: And Haechan was charging people to watch while Hendery and Ten sold snacks. And everyone else just watched and cheered.

Haechan: I made so much money today.

Ten: Johnny stole my job as ring girl so I did what I had to do.

Hendery: I ate so much popcorn.

Taeyong: Only Jungwoo, Jisung and Jaemin are my children now.

Jaemin: I made Taeyong tea and hugged him for an hour.

Jungwoo: I was eating a dozen donuts in my room.

Jisung: I was in the closet cause the loud noises scared me.

Taeyong: You only stopped cause it started lighting not even the rain stopped you all at first. What do you have to say for yourselves. 

Doyoung: Next week, meet me in the street again. 

Yuta: Oh you know it. 

Everyone: Rematch! Rematch! 

Renjun — DNYL edits