doctors fantasies

Oh, you poor, sweet, fool.

My source of food will never run out. Not only will I inevitably absorb 17 and 18, achieving my perfect form, once I do the limits of this planet will no longer hold me back. I will travel the universe wiping out everything I come across, adding it to my glorious form until the only living thing is me.

And once I do, I will simply travel to another timeline and start all over again, the new one even more hopeless in front of my infinite might.

Now, why do you think I'd ever let such disgusting failures ruin my perfectly good body with their weakness. No, they are simply disposed of, I have no use for putrid garbage in my army.

One of my peons can partake in them for all I care.

Hey, Hazel, what's with that gross suspiciously villager-shaped tummy, me-meow?

​I-!! I have no idea what you mean, uni-wow...

I suppose I am a little closer than I am to others. Though I certainly don't dislike any of them!

I suppose I tend to avoid Crane and Monkey the most, we just don't really connect all that much...

Mantis and I usually end up working professionally together, since we have a lot of strengths the other makes up for.

Tigress is an obvious answer, even before she opened up a bit more. It's a lot easier to talk with another woman than it is with everyone else, it was inevitable we'd click!

Oh, well, we've actually had a few vacancies recently, heh heh...

Ankha has been here the longest with me, which means we kinda butt heads, but I like her a lot, uni-wow!

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