FantaSpice

She’s kinda in another country? Or in LA illegally again.. which is a thing..

Technicalities.

Alright, alright. Touchy now, aren’t we?

“…—Yes?”

Just making sure I got your story straight.

You’d be her kinda girl too. I’m sure.

Maybe after this shit storm’s over with we can all meet up and get drinks.

Well, I really have no clue but my sister always said if there was something tequila shots couldn’t fixed that we’d be fucked, so… shots it is.

Your sister is my kinda girl.

Oh yeah, of course I have. More times than I care to count, really.

And I’m sure you learned. I learned from mine. End of story.

"Well at first it was only one, then more. A lot more."

And then you tripped?

We could just drink until we black out.

Dios mío, that sounds amazing right now.

Whenever you're ready to seek out your revenge, sign me up.

Hey, hey, hey. I wasn’t saying you’re an idiot by any means. Nor that you couldn’t take care of yourself.

Sure sounded like it. 

I’m bored.

Yeah, me too.

I’m not saying that you are.

Okay, okay, maybe that was a little bit of a reach; but, y’know, I digress. Nice to meetcha. You planning on going into alchemy, too, or are you just a herbalist?

That's the plan. 

Yeah. Yeah we can.

We all have stubborn moments. I can totally sympathize with that. Just… don’t let it get ya killed eventually.

I was gathering bark, not on my last bit of health and refusing to back out of a fight.

"Some butterflies pushed me down a hill… That sounds even more pathetic when I say it out loud."

Yeah, that's... that's interesting.

Fuck off.