Dr. Fly

Uhh

Truly appreciate it. As of right now I am ill, but I will try to cause more fly chaos within the next few weeks (If i survive).

Sorry I haven't been posting, I'm under allot of stress in the real world right now. (AND I HAVE FIFTY OTHER PROJECTS UUHH) But I'll be posting when I can! Not to mention I have to sit and think of yet another way for Dr. Fly to miserably fail... See you all next time! DRINK WATER!

I'm back once again to attempt to take over the world! This time we're going to plant this microscopic microphone so we can listen in on these strange humans! *Rubs fly hands together* Great, Great! Now that we're in we can-...What's that smell? Oh dear...What a wonderful plant! Maybe if I just-

We've escaped once more! That WRETCHED spider was took care of responsibly! Now then, I have a new plan...

We'll send this mouse in as a minion, that should work just fine! Watch, as this marvelous creature-

Not gonna lie, things have been rather difficult after the wife died...

The emotion is to much to bear!

Do you want some solyanka????¿

- @dr-sarmiento

It would be my pleasure to try your strange human soup!

My, this is wonderful! And...Uh....Oh no...

After the help of some fellow evils, Me and my children are now free! This time we're going to come in through the door! *Rubs fly hands together.* perhaps this will keep us out of that....PESKY window...

In we go! *Evil buzzing* Uh-....Oh dear, is-Is- Is that a spider? Wait- NO! NOOO!!!

Greetings once more, my friends! It is I, Dr. Fly! Last night was...beginners luck, or...bad luck. But this time is different! Today I will sneak into someone's house and- uuh.... *Checks notes* "Fly into walls over and over?" Who wrote this? Ehh, Sure, let's do it! *Rubs fly hands together evily* Today we will fly into walls until we create a small earthquake, causing the ceiling to eventually collapse!! *Rubs fly hands together* Now, let's begin! Uh...Oh no.

Hello, I am doctor fly. *Rubs fly hands together* Me and my fly army will slowly take over your houses *rubs fly hands together* and eventually the world. *Rubs fly hands together and lets out a laugh of sorts* And our first move will be... Buzzing right in your ear! MWAA*bzzt*HAHAHHA!!!*Bzzt* This should create a heat (of sorts) in the wing and eventually set you aflame!!! *Rubs fly hands together.* W-Wait...What's that? I-Is that a fly swatter??? ABORT! ABORT!