Life's Not Out To Get You

@docterchickenpunch

Joe. Live in the steaming shithole, Arizona. Bands are pretty fucking great. Don't be shy I don't bite....too hard. Just go where life takes you man.

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Ease your soul here

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that-millennial-chick

I don’t cry but it hurts:

Scorpio, Leo, Aries, Aquarius

I won’t say but I feel:

Capricorn, Taurus, Sagittarius, Cancer

I don’t show but I care:

Virgo, Gemini, Libra, Pisces

themerrycaryler

feeling sad? Here is a picture of Peter Dinklage holding his baby:

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iwouldfingeryou-deactivated2026

finally have all three 🙌 ig : carsonsofar

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-chaos-blog

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

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caluummhood-deactivated20140506

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20

the first post ever on tumblr

powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

kpopdotexe-blog

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

teenyweenynotepad

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

flamboynt-deactivated20151220

I FOUND IT ✊

addcolortomysky

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

bunsen-deactivated20150516

me too Joe, me too

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byanthonytaylor

some asshole: playing games on easy is the loser's way out!! why don't you ju-

me: i play games for fun and enjoyment not to snap the controller in half. i will never git gud and you can Catch These Hands, Fucko

Mom: what is pop punk?

Me: *shows her this pic*

pokemon-photography

This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow.

everyonelovesrobots

That first edition Base set Holo Charizard with shadowless border (meaning first print) is actually worth about $5k+ if in mint condition so hell fucking yeah I’ll reblog the Money Charizard.

franticbacon13-deactivated20190

the Money Charizard

vero-in-technicolor

How long until it’s gone?

Line fishing (including hook): 600 years

Plastic bottle: 450 years

Common Can: 50 years

Aluminum Can: 200 years

Plastic unite in six pack cans: 400 Years

Biodegradable plastic, to unite in six pack cans: 6 months

Plywood: 1 to 3 years

Cigarette butts: 1 to 5 years

Diapers: 450 years

Carton: 2 months

Plastic Bag: 10 to 20 years

TetraBriks: 3 months

Newsprint: 6 weeks

Socks: 1 to 5 years

Styrofoam cup: 50 years

Glass bottle: Permanent (up over 1,000 years)

Cotton shirt: from 2 to 5 months

We should take more seriously the task of protecting our oceans, then by the selfishness of some to throw tons of garbage at sea. Humans, as well as plants and animals, left injured.

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