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day 27: favorite rival

"You're going to hell for being gay."

"Been there when I was fourteen"

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"Would you like to hear about our heavenly father?"

"No I'm not a child of Zeus."

Leo would here "ring of fire" and light himself on fire for the giggles

older!valdangelo having a house & those door-to-do religious folks come by to preach. leo answers the door and nico wraps his arms around leo from behind and rests his head on his shoulder, still half-asleep. the preacher becomes flustered and wraps things up, stating that there’s clearly no hope for them (as some sort of reverse psychology). he implies that they’re going to hell and leo’s like “wait i’m going to hell??” then he gently pushes nico out of the way before setting himself on fire, screaming theatrically about the pain. the preacher pisses himself and bolts, leaving his Bible.

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annabeth: hey, my dad's cousin's husband's last name is also valdez!

leo: your dad's cousin is gay??

annabeth: leo, cousin isn't a gendered word..

leo:

annabeth: what's the female version of cousin then?