Victoria

biggest pet peeve is deciding to give a book a go cause the plot sounds good and it’s hyped up on tiktok/insta only to discover it has glaring issues and bad writing.

When I say I want to read a monster romance I don't mean a monster with human features but a monster like Orpheus or Ketahn

excited werewolf who thumps their fuckass tail against the ground and knocks shit off tables and knocks people over with it because they’re so happy to see you. if you even care.

Imagine getting fucked by a ghost or an invisible force in front of a mirror. There’s nothing you can do but feel and see your gaping pussy. The best part is that you never know when they’re going to fuck you again since you can’t see them <3

The way I would fold immediately the second a 7ft monster with claws, fangs, and a possessive growl said ‘mine’

book dedications are so tender here is this piece of art i made for an audience of thousands. but really every word is for you

Today's very specific kink is black suspenders over a white button down. Like, the color contrast, the shoulder framing, the potential for sleeve rolling.... I'm a slut for formal wear tbh.

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

ok but so do we

@neurodivergent-crow

I love crows so much