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Every early Arctic Monkeys' song is just "Look at this guy, he's so cool and perfect. Everybody wants him...but NOT ME. And i'm sure he's such a good kisser...but I don't want to kiss him. I'm just thinking about his lips a lot. He's taking all the girls and i'm so upset but I also understand cause look at him omg. Oh and I'm a bottom btw...not that I want to have sex with him. But I would. Not in a gay way tho cause I also want to punch him"

BASED AS HELL

happy weekend slid thread i enjoyed

i havent posted in like over a year but i felt the need to rb this tweet

look @ his tits omg

his ass is so fat man jesus

my god almighty why havent i seen this before

bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth is inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.

this is what true love looks like

why do i have tiddies? i should look like this!!!!

i wish i had miles' arms man