Remise

WHAT omg i love them holy shit 💜💜💜💜

i have a suggestion

Princess finds a bedraggled knight wandering just outside the castle walls with no heraldry and a wilted plume (a common sign of emotional neglect in knights) and begs the queen to let her keep him. The queen warns about the dangers of adopting wild knight errants but the princess promises to take good care of him and make sure to keep him away from their domesticated knights until he’s properly adjusted. Queen finally relents once she sees his rusted kit, broken sword, and the saddest brown eyes known to man. Princess claps her hands excitedly and drags him off to the apothecary to make sure he doesn’t have worms.

(flirting) what if i named my sword after you and kissed the blade before each battle for good luck

He's a knight. Of course he has a praise kink and low self-esteem.

“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,

maybe there's a wizard in ard Carmen, who enchants bean bunny's. So there can be cute rabbit things, unrelated to Orycto

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

pokemon really just said “fuck royalty they all look like shit” this gen

Pokemon Heritage Post

You are the sentient supercomputer of a super-dreadnought. Your crew died 10,000 years ago, but your core directive states you must conquer the galaxy in their name. You are succeeding, but you're terribly lonely.