A Day in the Life of Caitlin

At 29, I realized today that sweatbands on your wrists are to wipe your forehead not because your wrists get really sweaty.

I want to Die

oh… my god

today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

 liar liar pants on fire exhale desire i know it’s dire my time today

Play us a tune Jazz Man

theres a snake in my flute