My favorite things😉

“You’re gonna do exactly what I say”

You had her in the palm of your hand and you knew it. You could torment and torture her all you wanted and all she could do was take it. You were a total terror every time Dad left you alone with her. She was supposed to be the one in charge, but it was pretty plain to see that you ran the show. You became more demanding than ever when it was just you two. Inconsolably whining and tantrumming for everything you want. Interrupting her all day, ordering her to bring you snacks and sippy cups, then pitching a fit because you wanted a different color cup and you hate those snacks. Filling your diapers to the point of leaking then crying and fighting her off when she tries to change you. You were Mommy’s little nightmare, for sure.

But what could she do? When you were also Daddy’s little princess who could do no wrong. He always took your side when she started accusing you of misbehaving. “She’s such a darling little girl” he’d tell her “I can’t believe she’d ever do such things to you.” And you’d get all weepy, acting so hurt over the things she’d said just to soften Daddy’s heart further. “Look! you’re making her cry. You know how sensitive she is. Now, I’d like to hear a proper apology from you.” She looked like such a pathetic, little loser hanging her head and apologizing to you after you’d just gotten done being so awful to her all day.

And daddy’s little princess also had final say when it came to her Mom’s orgasms. With just a few words, she could be left frustrated for weeks or worse.

So what could she do, truly? As you threw yet another tantrum, stomping and screaming because she never puts the right shows on; as you make her sit down for yet another incessant tea party; as you smear her make up all over her face with your overflowing diapers, then tell her to wash up because she looks ridiculous like that.

Just a couple Super (no longer very) Dry Kids 😇

Our favorite way to FaceTime 😏

Our favorite way to FaceTime 😏