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❛ Anybody know you’re here? ❜ ❛ Well, you see, I didn’t know where your office was. ❜ ❛ In other words, the whole town knows you’re here! Get out! ❜ ❛ You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do. ❜ ❛ You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do. ❜ ❛ I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. ❜ ❛ Don’t you realize you’re making a big mistake? ❜ ❛ I didn’t kill anybody. I swear! ❜ ❛ The whole thing’s a set up. A scam, a frame job. ❜ ❛ My whole purpose in life is to make… people… laugh! ❜ ❛ I’m out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doing? ❜ ❛ Toons are supposed to make people laugh. ❜ ❛ You don’t understand. Those people needed to laugh. ❜ ❛ Then when they’re done laughing, they’ll call the cops. ❜ ❛ A laugh can be a very powerful thing. ❜ ❛ Why? Because you made him/her laugh? ❜ ❛ Okay, nobody move! ❜ ❛ You heard me, I said drop it! ❜ ❛ I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage. ❜ ❛ I’d love to embrace you. ❜ ❛ Put that gun down, you buck-toothed fool! ❜ ❛ Give me another excuse to pump you full of lead. ❜ ❛ So you thought you could get away with it, didn’t you? ❜ ❛ Why, the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks. ❜ ❛ We toons may act idiotic, but we’re not stupid. ❜ ❛ You mean you could’ve taken your hand out of that cuff at any time? ❜ ❛ No, not at any time, only when it was funny. ❜ ❛ I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels. ❜ ❛ I want you to know I love you. ❜ ❛ Is he/she always this funny, or only on days when he’s/she’s wanted for murder? ❜ ❛ Can you guess what this is? ❜ ❛ Freeway? What the hell’s a freeway? ❜ ❛ Traffic jams will be a thing of the past. ❜ ❛ Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ❜ ❛ Is this man removing evidence from the scene of the crime? ❜ ❛ I see working for a toon has rubbed off on you. ❜ ❛ What do I look like? A stenographer? ❜ ❛ I’d say it was the booze talking. ❜ ❛ Got a thing for rabbits, huh? ❜ ❛ Search the place, boys, and leave no stone interned. ❜ ❛ You think that’s funny? ❜ ❛ No hard feelings, I hope. ❜ ❛ You won’t think it’s funny when I stick that pen up your nose! ❜ ❛ Look, the stain is gone. It’s disappearing ink. ❜ ❛ The hand buzzer. Still our biggest seller. ❜ ❛ So what happened, huh? ❜ ❛ You can drop anything you want on his head, he’ll shake it off. ❜ ❛ One too many refrigerators dropped on his head? ❜ ❛ Don’t you appreciate the magnitude of that? ❜ ❛ I’m surprised you’re not more cooperative. ❜ ❛ Remember how they always thought there wasn’t a way to kill a toon? ❜ ❛ That’s one dead shoe, eh, boss? ❜ ❛ I would think you of all people would appreciate that. ❜ ❛ I don’t know how many times we have to do this damn scene! ❜ ❛ If you really needed money so bad, then why didn’t you come to me? ❜ ❛ I’ve already got a stiff on my hands, thank you. ❜ ❛ So I took a couple of dirty pictures, kill me. ❜ ❛ Nose? That don’t rhyme with “walls.” ❜ ❛ Seriously, what do you see in that guy/girl? ❜ ❛ You need a heart, before you can have an attack. ❜ ❛ Are you trying to give me a heart attack? ❜ ❛ I can tell you now it ain’t gonna come cheap. ❜ ❛ Question is, do you have the way? ❜ ❛ Jumpin’ without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain’t it? ❜ ❛ I don’t think you want it. ❜ ❛ What the hell happened in here? ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen a mess like this! ❜ ❛ What do you call the middle of a song? ❜ ❛ What do you think you’re doing, chump? ❜ ❛ Don’t let me catch your peepin’ face around here again. Got it? ❜ ❛ Stop that laughing. ❜ ❛ You know what happens when you can’t stop laughing? ❜ ❛ One of these days, you’re gonna die laughing. ❜ ❛ We just want the rabbit. ❜ ❛ What are we gonna do? ❜ ❛ The best part is, they work for peanuts. ❜ ❛ Work’s been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. ❜ ❛ Long time, no see! ❜ ❛ What are you doing here? ❜ ❛ Remember you never saw me. ❜ ❛ Boy, what is this, some kind of secret room? ❜ ❛ That’s it. I’m calling the cops. ❜ ❛ I come here for help and what do you do? ❜ ❛ So long, and thanks for nothing. ❜ ❛ Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife! ❜ ❛ A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have. ❜

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✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .