2h
Patently waiting for my new dildo to arrive from Amazon. I hear the UPS truck pull up. My heart racing as I tear open the box.
Wait a second. Why did I get a box set of John Grisham novels…
OMG! The driver gave me my neighbors package. Which probably means they got mine. OMG I hope they’re not home! I hope they don’t open the box and discover what a closet faggot I am.
I rush next door to see if there’s a package. They’re literally standing outside, working on opening the box, about to learn my gay secret. My heart is pounding…
“Oh hey neighbor, I think the UPS guy mixed up our packages.”
Oh, thanks god! That was so close!
Now that that’s over, I can go home and fuck myself silly we my new, massive black dildo!
