Jules of Nature
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Show & Tell
occasionally subtle
The Bowery Presents
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Sade Olutola
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Not today Justin
hello vonnie
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Belial: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Solomon: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
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Astaroth: How do you want your coffee?
Belial: Black, like my soul.
Astaroth:
Astaroth: Belial, your soul is a latte.
Solomon: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Focalor: I don't know how to do that.
Agares: I don't wear a watch.
Valefor: Time is a construct.
Dantalion to Focalor: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Zepar: Cockroach ankles!
Dantalion: Ye- uh, what?
Belial: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Barbatos: What? No, I—
Focalor: *enters room*
Belial: *jaw clenches*
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Zagan: What are you doing here?
Valefor: I could ask you the same question.
Zagan: I live here. This is my house.
Valefor: I should probably ask you a different question.
Focalor: Is it still visible? Where Dantalion slapped me?
Agares: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Valefor: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Paimon: A palm reader could tell Dantalion's future by looking at your face.
Zepar: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Focalor: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
Dantalion: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Barbatos: For the dogs.
Dantalion: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Barbatos: They don't know how.
Zagan: *Gives a bouquet to Belial*
Belial: You know I'm allergic.
Zagan: That's the point.
Zepar: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Zepar: *waves his finger and sings like he's in a Disney Channel intro*
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Focalor: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Dantalion: Being a fish.
Focalor: Well, shit.
Dantalion: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Valefor: Nat 20 Charisma.
Dantalion: That is NOT how that works-
Barbatos: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Dantalion: That’s a snake.
Zagan: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Focalor: Take them!
Leraje: Punch them in the neck!
Barbatos: Say thank you!
Dantalion: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!
Zagan: ...
Zagan: no
I’m not dead yet, just incredibly lazy and a huge procrastinator (sorry!)
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Solomon: You're standing on thin ice.
Valefor: I'm standing on the floor.
Solomon: It's an expression.
Valefor: It's a carpet.
Barbatos: I'm so tired I could eat a horse.
Zepar: I identify as a horse and this offends me.
Valefor: I identify as offends and this horses me
Dantalion: I offend horses, identify me.
Zagan: Why would you eat a horse if you're tired!?!?