hi im dj glitter pants

just lost my olive garden virginity…two sicilian lemonades…entire establishment smoking one big cigarette

wishing my enemies a loose sleep tonight. sleep loose bitches

my nana gave me sooooo much sauvingon blanc and im lowkey tispy at family dinner ssshhhhhhh

do yall also take a million psychic damage being at your parents house for more than a few days. dont get me wrong i love them so much but my high school self belongs in the past. stop watching me

anybody else get annoyed when religious ppl are mean and immature. like youve got you and jesus i just have me. its 2 v 1 and youre losing. how did you do that. get it together

she beats on my nothing till i jet 2 holiday

ex texted me saying smth about “im gonna pick up the rest of my stuff and also the wok.” fuck u mean the wok?? i literally bought it. you already have my dignity, my hopes and dreams, 3/4 of my spice drawer(that you did NOT pay for), my faith in humanity, etc. i deserve it. i deserve the wok. also its the only pan in the house and ive been making everything on it for the last 3 weeks so you actually literally cannot take it

hi tumblr! i am a former pinterest stalker and i am feeling brave today. it feels like im going to the aquarium except now im a fish. happy 2 be here <3