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trustworthytoast

I have a really important question

I know that many people simp over Aragorn and many people simp over Legolas

But are there any Eomer simps out there?

I never see them

Pls i need to know

sotwk

Roll call, all ye proudly afflicted with Eomer Simping Disease!!!

I'm probably going to miss a name, but let me attempt to identify some knowm "sufferers": @konartiste @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras @scyllas-revenge @emmanuellececchi @frodothefair

@morethantheycansay @celeluwhenfics @tolkien-fantasy @absentmindeduniverse @laneynoir

Are you interested in joining our club, @trustworthytoast? Totally open membership! ❤️

I'm positive there are way more! Let yourselves be heard, if you'd like!

emmathefanficgal

Passing the words!

EOMER SIMPER ASSEMBLE!

sorry @sotwk I couldn't resist.

dizzyorb

fellow Aragorn simp but I am coming to fight for my allies let us simp together

#lotr #lord of the rings #eomer #dude in the two towers books they left eomer out of helms deep but him and aragorn were literally such homies #I love you guys stay safe out there

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rainintheevening

The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien

Favourite relationships – 3/10: Aragorn & Éomer

dizzyorb

horse girl for horse girl friendship

#Dude in the two towers books they left eomer out of helms deep but him and Aragorn were literally such homies #anyways bros forever #They take horse rides into the sunset together #and go fishing

dizzyorb

”Legolas wouldn’t smoke pipe weed with everyone else!!”

your right, only the finest cocaine for the elves of Mirkwood

dizzyorb

”Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?”

“Colors Aragorn, colors everywhere.”

”Legolas wouldn’t smoke pipe weed with everyone else!!”

you’re right, only the finest cocaine for the elves of Mirkwood

#cw drug mention #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #legolas greenleaf #They have “Magical trees” their and somehow nobody knows where they come from #Somehow nobody knows except bard and Aragorn cus yknow #Boyfriend pass #But yea they go hard in Mirkwood man fr fr #Legolas is sitting red eyed with everyone else he’s just on royal shit instead of whatever they have in the shire

fantasyinallforms

I liked your pro hobbit post until I saw that you ship Bilbo and Thorin 💀 they're STRIGHT! Not every male friendship is gay you gross fuck.

I don't know, man; seems pretty gay to me.

dizzyorb

homie let me tell you you went to the WORST place to complain about “gay ships”💀

#thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #bilbo x thorin #Like go to Reddit or smth but tumblr AINT IT little bro #anyways their holding hands and running off into the sunset together stay mad

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Aragorn was probably the weirdest fucking kid ever

Your just someone visiting rivendel full of the most majestic people in literally the entire world, and you see this little tanned skin child with the curliest brown hair youve ever seen wondering around outside talking to the animals and mixing whatever shit he finds on the ground together and your like

"Uhm lord Elrond respectfully who the fuck is that little freak out there climbing a 10 foot tall tree to talk to a bird?"

and you find out that's his FUCKING SON???? HIS ADOPTED SON THAT HE LOVES VERY VERY MUCH

Anyways yea Aragorn was a weird ass kid but Elrond loves him and so do we

#lotr #lord of the rings #aragorn son of arathorn #I mean maybe talking to animals I just an elf #Or a being raised around elf things #Legolas remembers visiting rivendel sometimes #And he only learns YEARS later that “Elronds weird roster child” he played with was actually Aragorn #However he does not tell him he knows this

at the end of the day we all must admit the we are just like Eowyn because I too would get massive fucking gender envy from Aragorn and fight in war

#Actually I already do soo #lotr #lord of the rings #aragorn son of arathorn #eowyn of rohan #Is Eowyn transmasc Nb transfem? You decide #Aragorns transmasc tho I’ll die on that hill #skibidi toilet

#Does this make sense please tell me this makes sense #lotr #the hobbit #lord of the rings #lotr memes #trans ftm #trans memes #transmasc

#I have went through every single one of these istg #lord of the rings #lotr #barbie #margot robbie #thea sisters #nikey Thea sisters

xghosttown

Which Lord Of The Rings man would you run off into the sunset with?

Frodo Baggins

Samwise Gamgee

Gandalf

Aragorn

Merry Brandybuck

Pippin Took

Boromir

Faramir

Gimli

Legolas

I'm a freaky freak and I like the baddies

Other - Tell me in the tags

Voting ended onAug 23, 2024

konartiste

Why is Gandalf an option when have oldies like Legolas and Aragorn?

emmathefanficgal

.... Where is Eomer? Eomer is missing.

dizzyorb

why the fuck are you making me CHOOSE??? All of us are hand in hand running off into the sunset together in a field of flowers and that is how it should be

#lord of the rings #i chose Aragorn though if that matters #hes my fav but Legolas is a close second ngl #but they don’t have many frolicking fields in Mirkwood #does the whole running for 3 days thing count as Frolicing #because if so that was a long ass frolic

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Thorin you can let go of him, THORIN YOU CAN LET GO OF HIM

#lotr #the hobbit #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #This is what Barduil sent to Gandalf so he could sort shit out #Gay ppl can’t flirt normally it’s always gotta be shit like this:#Swag changed you Thorin it rly did

going back to read the Hobbit after watching the movies is the most whiplash experience of all time because yall remember lake town right? How they met Bard on his little gay boat after escaping Mirkwood? And sneak in in fish barrels? But in the book it’s 100 TIMES FUNNIER because Bilbo washes up on the beach with Thorin, who probably looks feels and smells like actual shit. And is contemplating weather or not this adventure was a mistake and Bilbo just goes OFF on jim

to give you an idea of what I’m talking about this is basically what happened

#Bilbo really said: Tough tits gay boy stop being a little bitch and haul ass #Also WHERE WAS THORINS SKY BLUE HOOD???#What happened to it what the fuck???#lotr #the hobbit #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield

Banger oomf

#lotr #the hobbit #kili durin #kiliel #tauriel #My wrist fuckin hurts man-

no guys Fili did not need to have a romance, let him be the Aroace king that he is, what he needed was for him and Legolas to bond over everyone around them 3rd wheeling them into fucking hell, and then skip off into the sunset together while Kiliel, bagginsheild, and barduil make out in a corner somewhere.

#I stand for Fili and Legolas friendship #the hobbit #lotr #tauriel #legolas greenleaf #barduil #kili durin #fili and kili #fili durin #kiliel #bagginshield #thorin oakenshield #thranduil #bard the bowman

Fili and kili doodles yipeee!!!

#lord of the rings #the hobbit #fili durin #kili durin #fili and kili #i need not be scared of beards anymore #I love them so much istg

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I love bagginsheild because on one hand you have the one who LOOKS like they could kick your ass (Thorin) and the one who will actually kick your ass (Bilbo)

#lord of the rings #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin x bilbo #bagginshield #they are the couple of all time and it's so amazing #its different #for barduil double ass kicking whenever they're around #But thranduil and Bard combined are still not as bad as the wrath of a pissed off hobbit

I love how the whole fandom agrees that Aragorn is the only one who can drive, but despite that he is absolutely shit at it

#He nearly gets everyone killed on the daily #Which is why he’d probably ride Brego to school #Him and Legolas’ Elk are friends they all walk to school together and hang out #aragorn son of arathorn #lord of the rings #lotr

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