Bhava-Agra Weather Report

“AAAAGh, I slept iiiiin!”

“Gooooooood mooooring Gensokyooooo! This is your morning afternoon weather forecast!”

“Those of you on Youkai Mountain have probably noticed, but it’s still hailing and sleeting up there. The hailstones are the size of golf balls now, so keep those feathers of yours indoors!”

“On a positive note, a gentle breeze and sunshowers in the garden of the sun. It’d be the loveliest sight around, if going there wasn’t basically a death sentence.”

“Unlike you, I don’t have anything to really hide about myself whatsoever. No matter even if I met another version of myself. Really the only thing I hide is my true name. Regardless, you might be overreacting. You’re a Celestial, shouldn’t you know about all this stuff already? You’re pretty high on the food chain when it comes to knowledge. As for their restraint, yeah no there wasn’t any.”

“Well now that’s just rude. Can’t I just be here to listen to the weather? Perhaps I just want to keep up to date and find you to be the best source.”

“Yeah its confusing. That’s why sometimes we meet more than just one of a person. I knew you weren’t my date partner Tenshi because–well your expression was much more sweet and docile.” Really it was a good thing; a compliment.

“That Tenshi really didn’t care. I mean, I say sleep with but you might have not understood. We slept in the same bed. That’s about it. Sure I saw her naked, but we didn’t do anything. So what I know what you look like underneath the garments you wear. What’s it matter? Not like I’d force myself on you.”

“Ah right, not everyone is aware of multiverse theory.” She forgot the people within Gensokyo were a few centuries behind when it came to science and thinking.

“Alrighty, so let me explain. There is a universe for every possible outcome. If we are given a choice, there will be different universes where you made a different choice. So–an infinite amount of possibilities mean an infinite amount of possibilities. Which means I know a Tenshi from a different universe. Normally its impossible to go between the two, but Gensokyo is on a different plane of existence and since there is so much spiritual energy there can be a fluctuation of the boundaries between them.”

“That’s my assumption anyway. Needless to say–I probably know more about you physically than you’d like. Sorry.”

“Wha- multi- fluctuations-- buhuh?!” Oh dear, this appears to be too much for the poor girl. The words are simple, sure, but the whole picture is a bit hard for her to swallow.

“Huh. That’s the first time someone has actually turned me down when they were the ones to originally hit on me. Whatever though. I’ve already slept with a Tenshi before–and dated. Experience hasn’t ever been an issue if its honest and innocent.” It was more of a forced relationship that Hikari didn’t have much of a say in. 

“You might look the same but you are definitely different in personality. Anyway, I’m Hikari.”

“Used to this is a bit of an understatement.” Back home her teacher hit on her all the time, and so did some of the other Djinn. It turned her into a flirt here in Gensokyo. “Try a few millennium. But hey, if you wanna go on a date or you just want a one night stand, I’m fine with either. I honestly will give mostly anyone a chance.” Unless they were human. They didn’t deserve her–nor did she think she could handle the loss of their death–not again.

“That’s impressive if true. I’ve literally been in the s–”

“Oh wait! You’re hitting on me???” This is the second Tenshi that she knew of that has hit on her. What made them all so magnetized to her? “I um. Wow that’s sudden.” The other Tenshi was blinded when she looked into Hikari’s eyes–but this one seemed unfazed. “That’s… flattering.”

“What? Wish for me? I make my own wishes. You should be blind looking into my eyes. The lux they emit are more than even the sun.”

“First person to stare into my eyes gets a magical wish. I am a Djinn after all.”

“Geh yourself dear. Ufufu”

The nekomata looked over her shoulder, an uneasy sensation surrounding her and Tenshi as she heard the other express her desire to harm her master. She remained calm, but her mind was in the brink of panicking.

“I can think of a few things.” None of them that would bring a positive outcome. “Would you go as far as to target me, Miss?”

“I’m a fallen Celestial. What do you think?”

Tenshi whips the object behind her back overhead, down towards Chen and--

--It’s a fish, campfire roasted to perfection.

Wait, that name. She’s talking about..!!

“…Master Yukari? But Master Yukari is no banshee.” I’m pretty sure there’s more important things to discuss about, Chen. “Hm, now that I think about it…You got an encounter with Master right? That lady from heaven?”

“Hun, you’re cute. Adorable, even. But you don’t really carry yourself with womanly grace. More, childlike wonder.”