Shiny Ditto

So I found this little guy in my kitchen the other day. I caught him with cup and a piece of paper and released him outside after taking the picture. I thought it was a baby king snake but it could also be a western ground snake, both are common in my area (southwestern United States). Any idea what the little noodle could be?

OMG! That's a western ground snake for sure and they are perfect and precious and wonderful!

These little guys are insectivores and Grade-A cuties. I wonder what prompted it to wander in unannounced? Whatever it was, they picked a lucky kitchen to visit. Lucky for them (snake-friendly person) and for you (cute surprise guest)!

Crap, I may have started another thing.

🔥

I have uh…two twin blade tails that I will definitely sacrifice to escape.

*covers mouth

[MMMMPHH MMMPH MMMMMPH]

I gotta tell Them!!

🔥

*desperately tries calling them with the iPhone

come on come on pick up, please.

@draco-the-chaos-dragon

@ditto-snom

@robosnom

@robosnom

🔥

I was just messing around making a campfire outta nowhere.

I also have this pendant I received from the void.

I discovered a Mirror within the void, a Mirrored version of Baby Snom and that the void recognized me as a being of Chaos (Draco figured that out).

it used to look like this:

it transformed into a pendant after I mentioned the fact that I have a snout.

The helm itself was created from the fusion of a bone helm and a golden worm.

Oh shoot! It’s shadow baby snom.

Heads up, they’re pretty rude sometimes.

they called me a dummy, but it’s not that bad…

Alright, alright, I-

They sound pissed.

pardon with the language

*slices open the boxes with left bladed tail

*picks up small ducted tape box by jabbing a corner

*carefully cuts the small duct taped box with both tails like I’m cutting a steak.

*slowly lifts up box and pendant slides out

EXCUSE ME, I’m not the one who wrapped you up like a duct tape burrito!

You should be glad that I can cut like an expert!

*ahem

they may be a Ditto!

But they ain’t fake!

*picks up pendant with right tail and places it around my neck

see sailor mouth?

that how you know they’re the opposite of baby snom.

Wait…if you’re a soul shard storage unit, what’s stopping you from…

oh wait you wouldn’t…

Kidding kidding.

But…I wasn’t born as a dragon, I was human…

What does that mean…for me?

*steam coming out of my head

I may be thicc, but I’m also part bat.

*immediately closes snout

*starts whispering

(that means I’ll become a bigger target, Magolar will personally beat the shit outta me just to take the 25 soul shards)

*looks around me

[s q u e a k]

I will still press it tho.

@ditto-snom, can you guard the 5 soul shards as best you can?

@i-am-a-snom

@robosnom

@sneaky-detective-snom

Crap, I may have started another thing.

🔥

I have uh…two twin blade tails that I will definitely sacrifice to escape.

*covers mouth

[MMMMPHH MMMPH MMMMMPH]

I gotta tell Them!!

🔥

*desperately tries calling them with the iPhone

come on come on pick up, please.

@draco-the-chaos-dragon

@ditto-snom

@robosnom

@robosnom

🔥

I was just messing around making a campfire outta nowhere.

I also have this pendant I received from the void.

I discovered a Mirror within the void, a Mirrored version of Baby Snom and that the void recognized me as a being of Chaos (Draco figured that out).

it used to look like this:

it transformed into a pendant after I mentioned the fact that I have a snout.

The helm itself was created from the fusion of a bone helm and a golden worm.

Oh shoot! It’s shadow baby snom.

Heads up, they’re pretty rude sometimes.

they called me a dummy, but it’s not that bad…

Alright, alright, I-

They sound pissed.

pardon with the language

*slices open the boxes with left bladed tail

*picks up small ducted tape box by jabbing a corner

*carefully cuts the small duct taped box with both tails like I’m cutting a steak.

*slowly lifts up box and pendant slides out

EXCUSE ME, I’m not the one who wrapped you up like a duct tape burrito!

You should be glad that I can cut like an expert!

*ahem

they may be a Ditto!

But they ain’t fake!

*picks up pendant with right tail and places it around my neck

see sailor mouth?

that how you know they’re the opposite of baby snom.

Wait…if you’re a soul shard storage unit, what’s stopping you from…

oh wait you wouldn’t…

Kidding kidding.

But…I wasn’t born as a dragon, I was human…

What does that mean…for me?

*steam coming out of my head

I may be thicc, but I’m also part bat.

*immediately closes snout

*starts whispering

(that means I’ll become a bigger target, Magolar will personally beat the shit outta me just to take the 25 soul shards)

*looks around me

[s q u e a k]

I will still press it tho.

@ditto-snom, can you guard the 5 soul shards as best you can?

@i-am-a-snom

@robosnom

@sneaky-detective-snom

HERE IS A LINK TREE WITH LINKS TO PETITIONS AND NUMBERS TO CALL YOUR SENATORS (WITH SCRIPTS)

Crap, I may have started another thing.

🔥

I have uh…two twin blade tails that I will definitely sacrifice to escape.

*covers mouth

[MMMMPHH MMMPH MMMMMPH]

I gotta tell Them!!

🔥

*desperately tries calling them with the iPhone

come on come on pick up, please.

@draco-the-chaos-dragon

@ditto-snom

@robosnom

@robosnom

🔥

I was just messing around making a campfire outta nowhere.

I also have this pendant I received from the void.

I discovered a Mirror within the void, a Mirrored version of Baby Snom and that the void recognized me as a being of Chaos (Draco figured that out).

it used to look like this:

it transformed into a pendant after I mentioned the fact that I have a snout.

The helm itself was created from the fusion of a bone helm and a golden worm.

nah…man.

I got robbed.

*awkward laughing…

@sealed-baby-snom

Thanks dude!

*cuts a good chunk of the box with my left blade tail

*only box is safe.

*carefully jabs the small box to lift it up

Crap, I may have started another thing.

🔥

I have uh…two twin blade tails that I will definitely sacrifice to escape.

*covers mouth

[MMMMPHH MMMPH MMMMMPH]

I gotta tell Them!!

🔥

*desperately tries calling them with the iPhone

come on come on pick up, please.

@draco-the-chaos-dragon

@ditto-snom

@robosnom

@robosnom

🔥

I was just messing around making a campfire outta nowhere.

I also have this pendant I received from the void.

I discovered a Mirror within the void, a Mirrored version of Baby Snom and that the void recognized me as a being of Chaos (Draco figured that out).

it used to look like this:

it transformed into a pendant after I mentioned the fact that I have a snout.

The helm itself was created from the fusion of a bone helm and a golden worm.

nah…man.

I got robbed.

*awkward laughing…

@sealed-baby-snom

Thanks dude!

*cuts a good chunk of the box with my left blade tail

*only box is safe.

*carefully jabs the small box to lift it up

Crap, I may have started another thing.

🔥

I have uh…two twin blade tails that I will definitely sacrifice to escape.

*covers mouth

[MMMMPHH MMMPH MMMMMPH]

I gotta tell Them!!

🔥

*desperately tries calling them with the iPhone

come on come on pick up, please.

@draco-the-chaos-dragon

@ditto-snom

@robosnom

@robosnom

🔥

I was just messing around making a campfire outta nowhere.

I also have this pendant I received from the void.

I discovered a Mirror within the void, a Mirrored version of Baby Snom and that the void recognized me as a being of Chaos (Draco figured that out).

it used to look like this:

it transformed into a pendant after I mentioned the fact that I have a snout.

The helm itself was created from the fusion of a bone helm and a golden worm.

nah…man.

I got robbed.

*awkward laughing…

@sealed-baby-snom

Thanks dude!

*cuts a good chunk of the box with my left blade tail

*only box is safe.

*carefully jabs the small box to lift it up

Crap, I may have started another thing.

🔥

I have uh…two twin blade tails that I will definitely sacrifice to escape.

*covers mouth

[MMMMPHH MMMPH MMMMMPH]

I gotta tell Them!!

🔥

*desperately tries calling them with the iPhone

come on come on pick up, please.

@draco-the-chaos-dragon

@ditto-snom

@robosnom

@robosnom

🔥

I was just messing around making a campfire outta nowhere.

I also have this pendant I received from the void.

I discovered a Mirror within the void, a Mirrored version of Baby Snom and that the void recognized me as a being of Chaos (Draco figured that out).

it used to look like this:

it transformed into a pendant after I mentioned the fact that I have a snout.

The helm itself was created from the fusion of a bone helm and a golden worm.

nah…man.

I got robbed.

*awkward laughing…

@sealed-baby-snom

Crap, I may have started another thing.

🔥

I have uh…two twin blade tails that I will definitely sacrifice to escape.

*covers mouth

[MMMMPHH MMMPH MMMMMPH]

I gotta tell Them!!

🔥

*desperately tries calling them with the iPhone

come on come on pick up, please.

@draco-the-chaos-dragon

@ditto-snom

@robosnom

@robosnom

🔥

I was just messing around making a campfire outta nowhere.

I also have this pendant I received from the void.

I discovered a Mirror within the void, a Mirrored version of Baby Snom and that the void recognized me as a being of Chaos (Draco figured that out).

it used to look like this:

it transformed into a pendant after I mentioned the fact that I have a snout.

The helm itself was created from the fusion of a bone helm and a golden worm.

Crap, I may have started another thing.

🔥

I have uh…two twin blade tails that I will definitely sacrifice to escape.

*covers mouth

[MMMMPHH MMMPH MMMMMPH]

I gotta tell Them!!

🔥

*desperately tries calling them with the iPhone

come on come on pick up, please.

@draco-the-chaos-dragon

@ditto-snom

@robosnom

@robosnom

🔥

I was just messing around making a campfire outta nowhere.

I also have this pendant I received from the void.

I discovered a Mirror within the void, a Mirrored version of Baby Snom and that the void recognized me as a being of Chaos (Draco figured that out).

Crap, I may have started another thing.

🔥

I have uh…two twin blade tails that I will definitely sacrifice to escape.

*covers mouth

[MMMMPHH MMMPH MMMMMPH]

I gotta tell Them!!

🔥

*desperately tries calling them with the iPhone

come on come on pick up, please.

@draco-the-chaos-dragon

@ditto-snom

@robosnom

@robosnom

@ask-baby-snom's soul is in 300 pieces after being nearly consumed by the Master Crown. As such, I fought to save it with @robosnom but failed

We shall now embark on a quest to recover the fragments before Master Crown!

@i-am-a-snom

@evil-snom

@special-agent-snom

@engineer-snom

@wizard-snom

@ditto-snom

@oshnom

@ethics-snom

@doctor-snom

@snom-with-a-knife

@snomfee-cup

@snom-with-a-bomb

@snom-with-a-nuke

And all others on the Counsnom.

@engineer-snom

Figure out a way to put the soul fragments together

@ethics-snom

@special-agent-snom

You handle gathering Intel on the fragments, to where

@robosnom

@ditto-snom

You go collect the fragments. Snommo should be soft enough to move them into robo's container

@evil-snom

@snomfee-cup

Imma need you to gather info on Master Crown aka @ask-baby-snom

Cast networking with the underground and Coffee gossip

Sooner we stop them the better, imo

@snom-with-a-knife

@snom-with-a-nuke

@snom-with-a-bomb

Weapons snoms... Prepare for battle once we find them!

@oshnom imma be MIA for a few days due to harsh weather back home... Can I trust ya to head up the operation?

Baby Snom found the Master Crown, a sentient evil accessory from the Kirby universe. They put it on and Robosnom and I tried to save Baby Snom before their soul was consumed... Their soul was instead split into 300 pieces and we barely recovered the first.

@ask-baby-snom's soul is in 300 pieces after being nearly consumed by the Master Crown. As such, I fought to save it with @robosnom but failed

We shall now embark on a quest to recover the fragments before Master Crown!

@i-am-a-snom

@evil-snom

@special-agent-snom

@engineer-snom

@wizard-snom

@ditto-snom

@oshnom

@ethics-snom

@doctor-snom

@snom-with-a-knife

@snomfee-cup

@snom-with-a-bomb

@snom-with-a-nuke

And all others on the Counsnom.

@engineer-snom

Figure out a way to put the soul fragments together

@ethics-snom

@special-agent-snom

You handle gathering Intel on the fragments, to where

@robosnom

@ditto-snom

You go collect the fragments. Snommo should be soft enough to move them into robo's container

@evil-snom

@snomfee-cup

Imma need you to gather info on Master Crown aka @ask-baby-snom

Cast networking with the underground and Coffee gossip

Sooner we stop them the better, imo

@snom-with-a-knife

@snom-with-a-nuke

@snom-with-a-bomb

Weapons snoms... Prepare for battle once we find them!

@oshnom imma be MIA for a few days due to harsh weather back home... Can I trust ya to head up the operation?