bitch, the fuckin door

LMFAO

Replay. Over n over.

Ya thought shit was sweet? … ITS NOT ITS NOT

On god everything that comes out of a New Yorker’s mouth sounds 10000000x ruder 😭

The yuppies aren’t from the Midwest. its ypippo from the upper east/west side who are trying to get familiar with the neighborhoods they’re about to gentrify. Prices are rising in their neighborhoods too. The logic is: I can save money and look cool bc I’m shopping at the lil bodega on the corner instead of gristedes. People from the Midwest don’t leave the Midwest to go to expensive ass nyc and find 4$ subs. They just go to subway.

Where’s the lie.

Omfg I’m fucking dying

Holy shit I can’t handle this

A-Dell got me. fuck y’all 😩😩😂😂😂😂😂

AAAH 😂😂😂😭😭😂

Hank hill one got me floored

Omg. Dead

I’m scarred

Sarah whatever her last name is does have a horsey look about her.

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet