ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀɪᴇ (ᴀᴅᴊ.) // ᴏғ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs

❝ no, i know. i get it.  i’m just sayin’   —--  i still think   taking out baby thanos is the better option. ❞         arms fold loosely across his chest with a casual shrug.        ❝  logistically and logically.   we just eliminate the possibility all together.   boom. done. ❞

a lesser reaction truly COULD NOT be had.          ❝ on the list of crazy things i’ve seen and done in my life…   believe me,  this isn’t that high up. ❞         james rhodes had long ago passed the point of many things in this world surprising him.

she’ll  lean  upon  her  hands ,   elbows  resting  upon  the  plush  sofa  back  as  she  watches  for  a  brief  moment ,   initially  in  silence              before  giving  a  loud  snort  of  laughter .     her  hand  snaps  to  cover  her  mouth .

❝ if it makes you feel any better,  i feel the same way about martinez. ❞         as the man in question walks across a doorway on the other side of the hab,  watney raises his voice to ENSURE his snarky rival hears.         ❝ the MAV has auto and remote pilot.  why did we need to bring one ?  ❞         the response of   ‘ fuck you too, mark ’    earns a SHIT-EATING GRIN from the botanist.        ❝ see, we don’t need that kind of hostility here. ❞

❝      thanks .    don’t remember askin’ your opinion ,  though .      ❞

a tangled pile of dog and human takes up the majority of the couch, creating a SYMPHONY of SNORES  ( both canine and man )  interrupted only by a sleepily mumbled :     ❝ set the burrito trap. quick. ❞

@snowinabottle said:  Pls add the H . My phone was making rodeo out of RHodey and then we gone

i’m sorry “rodey” is not an available option. please choose one of the following:           a )  jim           b )  rhodey or rhodes           c )  colonel or sir           d )  platypus, honeybear, sourpatch, etc **