Asexuality and Myers Brigggggss

if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

you can see the increasing age of tumblr users, these posts are like tree rings.

There's too much going on here

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

This looks like a shitpost but it’s actually solid advice, like, if you want to achieve a goal you have to pace yourself and be patient instead of expecting too much too soon and then giving up

Girls don't want boyfriends, they want fictional male characters with a troubled past, scars, dark hair, daddy and mommy issues, who are looking to redeem their honor by hunting down the avatar