Your kid is an ABSOLUTE stick in the mud
Listen I TRIED to get him to be Wednesday with me and gatia but he called me lame and old and now I’m disowning him again
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Your kid is an ABSOLUTE stick in the mud
Listen I TRIED to get him to be Wednesday with me and gatia but he called me lame and old and now I’m disowning him again

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How fucking often are you having tea there are horrible natural disasters all the fucking time
Between you and me I feel bad letting a twelve year old walk around literally all the time, I have her on the train as often as I can get away with frankly
chaos there’s people who are dying
Okay?? I have to treat my best friend to a full course meal they should get better at hiding under doorframes or whatever
How fucking often are you having tea there are horrible natural disasters all the fucking time
Between you and me I feel bad letting a twelve year old walk around literally all the time, I have her on the train as often as I can get away with frankly
What is your relationship with time???
She’s my best bfff! We go waaaaaaaaaay back! Other valley girl phrases!
You cause disasters with tea???? Like. Drama tea or actual tea.
APPARENTLY letting time ride my train of nightmares causes the flow of nature to get screwy and this glass doll manifests form god knows where and starts causing earthquakes and cyclones and other garbage. I really couldn’t care either way but its made it that I can’t have my monthly gossip sesh with my favourite little buddy! :(

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Wow you are. Gross actually. People are responsible to make the “world a better place”
Are you ignoring natural disasters?? Sickness?? Sudden death?? You are fucking GOD. You could make everything better and you CHOOSE not to. Honestly thats more disgusting than actively making things worse on purpose.
Natural disasters happen whenever a 12 year old and a goat man have tea parties on a train i literally couldn’t stop that form happening trust me I’ve tried they do not listen to me at all about it
And according to D no one dies “suddenly” you die when your soul outgrows your body. You don’t notice it’s happening and truly I don’t understand the mechanisms you’d have to ask her about it but all of us die when we’re supposed to or some shit
As for getting sick yeah that sucks, I pay people to study that kind of thing so it happens less. But to just remove the concept entirely wouldn’t really be feasible
Yeah I could make the world “better” I’ve thought about a million times how I’d make the world better. Problem is I’m not the only one who lives here, the things I care about and think would be improvements could do who knows what to someone else’s life. Just cuz I punched some asshole in the face doesn’t somehow make be better than the average human, doesn’t somehow make me the arbiter of what’s right and what’s wrong. I’m just some guy really. I do all the things I was doing before I became, this, to make the world more bearable. And I’m fine with what I’m doing
If you wanna do better, you can have it. I’d love to be free of half of these fucks
Dawwwwwww you love us don’t deny it :)
You specifically I could do without
Hey! I do listen! But the train rides are special! 😡
We cut them down for time though so it’s less of a mess, that’s something right? 😅
Don’t listen to him cream puff, he wouldn’t understand. Ooooo we should have another get together soon actually :)
Wow you are. Gross actually. People are responsible to make the “world a better place”
Are you ignoring natural disasters?? Sickness?? Sudden death?? You are fucking GOD. You could make everything better and you CHOOSE not to. Honestly thats more disgusting than actively making things worse on purpose.
Natural disasters happen whenever a 12 year old and a goat man have tea parties on a train i literally couldn’t stop that form happening trust me I’ve tried they do not listen to me at all about it
And according to D no one dies “suddenly” you die when your soul outgrows your body. You don’t notice it’s happening and truly I don’t understand the mechanisms you’d have to ask her about it but all of us die when we’re supposed to or some shit
As for getting sick yeah that sucks, I pay people to study that kind of thing so it happens less. But to just remove the concept entirely wouldn’t really be feasible
Yeah I could make the world “better” I’ve thought about a million times how I’d make the world better. Problem is I’m not the only one who lives here, the things I care about and think would be improvements could do who knows what to someone else’s life. Just cuz I punched some asshole in the face doesn’t somehow make be better than the average human, doesn’t somehow make me the arbiter of what’s right and what’s wrong. I’m just some guy really. I do all the things I was doing before I became, this, to make the world more bearable. And I’m fine with what I’m doing
If you wanna do better, you can have it. I’d love to be free of half of these fucks
Dawwwwwww you love us don’t deny it :)
Kiss the furry. As a bit
OH OZZIEEEEE
You Rang?
Look at these weirdos.
Oh. And Here I Thought You Were Offering. How Disappointing.
WOAH HEY I WAS OFFERIN!!!
You Flatter Me C#. I’m Certainly Not Apposed.
Oh this is perfect I’ve been meaning to get a replacement for my Ipecac
Jump.
Oh It’s Wonderful When Men Fight Over Me.
Alright I’m done
Kiss the furry. As a bit
OH OZZIEEEEE
You Rang?
Look at these weirdos.
Oh. And Here I Thought You Were Offering. How Disappointing.
WOAH HEY I WAS OFFERIN!!!
You Flatter Me C#. I’m Certainly Not Apposed.
Oh this is perfect I’ve been meaning to get a replacement for my Ipecac
Baaaah
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Do you get along with all of those goat guys at all?
Dizzys Family? Oh No, As Much As They Bicker It Turns Out They’re Frustratingly Loyal To Each Other. In Due Time I’m Sure That’ll Change.
Watch your tone.
Yeah!!!!!! We like our brother he’s the best!!!!!!
You guys…I could shed a tear :,)
Ok so like. Why do you have such an insane amount of beef with so many people.
I Wouldn’t Say An Insane Amount. Dizzy And I Go Waaaaaaay Back, And Deedee’s Just Got A Crush On Me I Suppose~
As For My Falling Out With The Little Ones, I’m Not Sure How That Happened. I Was Always Good To Them.
Anyone Else Who Dislikes Me Is Following A Trend.
Fuck sake didn’t I block you go away
Do you think french toast is sweet
It depends on how it’s prepared I suppose. If you only have bread dipped in egg and served plain i wouldn’t call that sweet. But by adding milk or cinnamon or other such flavourings to the egg mixture it can become sweet, as well as using a sweeter bread such as brioche. This is all without mentioning the traditional toppings for French toast such as powdered sugar or maple syrup. Though, I’d hardly consider plain bread dipped in egg to be worthy of the title of French Toast, it lacks the necessary dressings to be considered anything close.
In conclusion. Yes. French Toast is sweet.
I put chilli powder on my French toast :)
Ewwwwww!!!!
Chaos!😖 that’s so nasty!🤢
No no let him talk he might be onto something
And I only use the end pieces of bread :)
Do you think french toast is sweet
It depends on how it’s prepared I suppose. If you only have bread dipped in egg and served plain i wouldn’t call that sweet. But by adding milk or cinnamon or other such flavourings to the egg mixture it can become sweet, as well as using a sweeter bread such as brioche. This is all without mentioning the traditional toppings for French toast such as powdered sugar or maple syrup. Though, I’d hardly consider plain bread dipped in egg to be worthy of the title of French Toast, it lacks the necessary dressings to be considered anything close.
In conclusion. Yes. French Toast is sweet.
I put chilli powder on my French toast :)
How long until you get another divorce then
Gati and I are soulmates so, Never :)
Where Have I Heard That Before~
You’re not funny. Shush

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How long until you get another divorce then
Gati and I are soulmates so, Never :)
ANOTHER EX??? Dude does ANYONE stay with your ass??
Hey! I’m the one who breaks up with THEM. They never meet my standards