FairyGodmother’s House

8pm on a sunday you might as well strap a bomb to my neck

People got mad the last time I mentioned Elon Musk is really ugly but he is and it wouldn’t be relevant or worth mentioning if he wasn’t so racist, didn’t have that weird eugenicist streak and wasn’t so disgustingly misogynistic and critical of women’s appearances. We have a guy here who does not fit a single beauty standard on God’s green earth trying to make himself seem superior and trying to make other people feel bad about the way they look.

cat haters are so weirdddddddd. I can’t imagine going on posts by dog owners and being like “wow your pet is disgusting and they don’t love you” totally unprompted.

One of my favorite things about cassandra cain blowing up as a character is that stephanie brown is inexorably tied to her, so theres less chance of her fading into obscurity

It’s odd when men blame women for the “male loneliness epidemic” because oftentimes men are lonely in their own friend groups. Of course you’re lonely dude, your friends know literally nothing about you. You haven’t had a vulnerable moment with them ever. They don’t even know your surname. Instead of leaning on a random woman go lean on your buddies bro

Any time you get scolded for biting the hand that feeds you, a good chunk of the time they're not even fucking feeding you in the first place. They just think that you should feel like they are.

i think its a lil sad how often people will like restrain themselves from exploring new identities and hobbies because they don't want it to be an "embarrassing phase" because honestly i think its way cooler to have a diverse and varied lifestyle that you can look back on and say "omg i used to love doing that!" and apply those skills and interests to something else.

Can someone explain what exactly is the train of thought in people who see a post like "hey if you set your huge fucking dog that runs up to strangers unprompted and also tackles people for fun loose in a public park on purpose, and you just watch that thing endanger everyone without doing anything to stop it, you are an asshole" and decide to dissect it like "hey what if it isn't a huge dog, but just a really really tiny one, who is actually also really skittish of strangers, and I didn't take it off the leash on purpose and it's also not my dog, and actually not a dog at all and was actually just a squirrel? Am I an asshole for seeing a squirrel in the park?" And they're dead fucking serious.

Ad blocking/reporting should have some sort of an "I never want to see this fucking ad again and if you fail me and show it to me again I will track down where you live and fucking kill you" option.

when youre reading a comic issue and the last page is dick being like grrrrr i hate bruce so much he doesnt respect my boundaries he expects me to behave like a loyal dog 😡😡😡 you already know you’ll open the next issue to him being like Anyways guyssss so today im in GOTHAM 😘

stop remaking good films and start remaking bad films that might have been good if they had better editing, actors and directors

sorry not to be anti feminist or whatever but karoline leavitt stepping down from a white house position to be a stay at home mom is so depressing for me. dont get me wrong, i HATE her, but... you're 28 with the most important job you'll ever have and youre giving it up. why isnt your husband doing more

"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.