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@dish-soap-bubblesss
Hi! I'm soap, and I love hermit crabs, star trek, tmnt, and witchy stuff!
my main blog is @oh-my-gosh-a-rock
(alllll of my blogs are pinned there :)
@boop-your-dragons is my sibling! give em a follow!
@professionalrockfondler is my partner <3333

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
something akin to a bunch of incredibly confused hermit crabs in a skin suit that like to present as if they just wandered out of the woods as an elder god new to being a human. or in simpler terms, green and purple and brown mostly
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
Let’s hear it
Let’s see
Ok. I’ll give it a shot.
Ugh… well here It goes I guess.
Pleeeeease Bagel!
rlly hoping one of the 7 jobs I've applied to get back to me 🙏🙏🙏
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Here is my business instagram account!!! I'll be doing DMs there as well!
I am currently applying for jobs, but the job market is actually trash rn and there's a high likelihood that none of them actually hire me, since I don't have any prior work experience and they want 40+ years of experience to organize shelves.
That being said, I'm highkey broke and need some sort of income, so I'll be opening commissions for art and tarot readings!
Art Commissions- starting at $10-15 for basic pieces, limited to cats (regular or pixel art! send pics of pets and I'll draw em :O ), hermit crabs, and I can do people but I may have to compromise on some things (such as clothes, extra limbs, pose, etc). I haven't decided on set prices for specific levels of drawing/work so DM me to negotiate lol (DM my art acct @soap-draws-silly-stuffs )
Tarot Readings- I am open to pretty much any spreads, be it one I know or not, and I have 5 different decks that you can choose which I use for your reading, so it's super personalized!!! I'll have a base fee of $5, and then instead of pricing by time, it's $1-2 per card (1 for basic reading and 2 for more insight, so the $2 is optional) with an optional extra $5 if you want pictures of all of my notes after! I would do it over text, tumblr dm, or instagram dm (can't do online calls), but I include sending pics of the cards and full spread in the base price :) ofc DM me for a reading or price estimate! (DM my witchy acct @soapy-sigils)
I'll be making a 'business' instagram account for this specifically, so I'll post this there too, and I'll post the link to that here soon! I take Venmo and PayPal!

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yooo I have a screenshot of that bc of the comments
bro found a snoobert
steph:)
@boop-your-dragons
every ship is queer platonic if you lock in hard enough
@boop-your-dragons
Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun
@boop-your-dragons
thanks to the literal god who put the tomadachi life emulator on here, I got it!!!!!
obv I made me first :3
I also made data and geordi!!! (obv i'm gonna try to matchmake them lol)
I talked to geordi and when he got up data got evaporated like a nuclear bomb just went off T^T
ignore me sitting on the bench behind geordi and the fact I am too broke to buy him real clothes yet lol
POV your bf is an android and won't let you fucking sleep with his infodumping

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thanks to the literal god who put the tomadachi life emulator on here, I got it!!!!!
obv I made me first :3
I also made data and geordi!!! (obv i'm gonna try to matchmake them lol)
I talked to geordi and when he got up data got evaporated like a nuclear bomb just went off T^T
ignore me sitting on the bench behind geordi and the fact I am too broke to buy him real clothes yet lol
listen I'm the person that's always been skeptical of people having ideas in their dreams - they're lying abt the dream part bc both how do u have good ideas come out of dreams OR how tf do u remember that BUT
last night I had a dream about a Donatello plush and it was literally the best thing ever. it wasn't a specific iteration, it came with a removable mask, removable elbow and knee pad things, a staff that had an elastic thing on it to have him hold it himself, and glasses with a magnet to keep them on,,,, and the best part!!!
he had a little purple removable fanny pack that could be put on backwards, and the zipper to the fanny pack opens up to turn the whole thing into a little jacket that ties around his waist!! !
I cannot express with words how much I need him to be real. I need him. omfg he was literally the best thing ever.
I put together the color palette - and I also wanted to mention that he was Soft. like this was a snuggleable stuffed animal (minus the staff and glasses) so uhh yeah. here's the colors he was -
Purple (mask and jacket/fanny pack) - #804190
Green (skin, obv) - #60935D
Brown (carapace and shell) - #766153
aaaaaaaand here's pics of the colors for those of you too lazy to look up the hexes
listen I'm the person that's always been skeptical of people having ideas in their dreams - they're lying abt the dream part bc both how do u have good ideas come out of dreams OR how tf do u remember that BUT
last night I had a dream about a Donatello plush and it was literally the best thing ever. it wasn't a specific iteration, it came with a removable mask, removable elbow and knee pad things, a staff that had an elastic thing on it to have him hold it himself, and glasses with a magnet to keep them on,,,, and the best part!!!
he had a little purple removable fanny pack that could be put on backwards, and the zipper to the fanny pack opens up to turn the whole thing into a little jacket that ties around his waist!! !
I cannot express with words how much I need him to be real. I need him. omfg he was literally the best thing ever.
the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here
@oh-my-gosh-a-rock
tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page
bruh
E-Book Backup, 2009. Jesse England. Photocopied and hardcover bound text from E-Book reader, 8.5 x 11 x 1.5 in. [artist's website]
@disappointedwaffles what do you think?
@boop-your-dragons

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