curiosity killed everyone

submitted by anonymous.

Tease them, provoke them, put their head in the gutter — try to get them hot, flustered, and begging for mercy. Go!

Disclaimer: These are technically SFW, they are however as they are innuendos they can be interpreted however you want… have fun!

"Harder… no, faster."

i'm naix caro. youre a claw i assume?

no doubt. may as well make it interesting

very true. just a little bit of murder might make things interesting, though.

I know those are ve-ery similar but most pepole don’t enjoy a good murder at a party.

they can't complain if they're dead

i'm more exciting than your stuffy castle parties, i can assure you.

"Aw, but this is Wonderland, we don’t do stuff like that…!" Haha, what? He smiles, again, even at the glare Naix is giving him. "My name is Reto, it’s a pleasure. Lovely night, isn’t it?"

"Mmm, I'm sure. Sure, I guess. I wasn't paying attention."

A welcoming party? Shouldn’t the rest of the guests at least know who they’re welcoming then?

i can introduce myself. people like surprises.

"I apologize for the misconception, mon chérie! Well, if you’d not take a drink from me, how about the ones over there~? May I ask your name?" He’s pretty cheery right now, but won’t admit which drink is the spiked one. Hehe.

"I'm Naix. You?"

"Just wondering what a handsome man like you is doing without a date!" Reto extends his less than empty hand— he’s holding a drink. "Care for some?" Then grins. 

"I'm not a man and I don't take drinks from strangers," Naix says coldly, sneering at the person in front of him.

"Well, hello there!"

He didn't like strangers and this one looked like he was eyeing Naix up, as if for a meal.