*Something Weird*

things are shaping up to be pretty. sad.

i hope white men r offended when they hear me lock my car door as they walk by

ALSO, for those who need it [x]. its a post on erasing all traces of yourself from the interwebs. 

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Ever realize how nothing matters and you can just walk out in the middle of a class and buy a scone

I love using “my guy” and “my dude” and “kiddos” and “friend” for everything because there’s so much affection yet an unbelievable amount of sarcasm and that pretty much describes my personality

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall

friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair